Corrupt A Wish

[Space1255]

You can only wish for your own death.

I wish to get a high five.

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

granted, but you realize it's with your reflection
I wish for another steam sale on blockland so I can buy more alts

[Steve5451²]

Oh I always liked this game.

Granted, but it's 1% off.
I wish for a new monitor.

[ZERØ]

Granted, but it only has VGA so your stuck with less superior image quality.


I wish that I never wished for the wish that I just wished while I was wishing for this wish.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

you mindforget the universe

I wish for my job back

[WaterOre]

Your job is cleaning sewers.

I wish those aliens would stop invading.

[Rigel]

Granted only if you sacrifice yourself.

I wish for all the good non-special interesty furry research

[Steve5451²]

Wish granted, but furry research is a special interest so you got nothing.

I wish for more music.

[Clownfish]

granted
but it only plays while having love with clownfish (me)

I wish for a gf

[WaterOre]

Your gf is Steve5451.

I wish to see a shooting star.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

you get shot
i wish for a dad

[Ceist]

you get shot
i wish for a dad

Granted but you're black.

I wish I had another desk.

[Blockchip]

The desk is on fire.
I wish for X-01 power armor.

[Mr Queeba]

Granted, but it is defective.
I with to fly.

[Blockchip]

Someone who is with you flies.
I wish for infinite money.