Corrupt A Wish

[RACCOONNEER1214]

you only get  1 dollar
i wish for a whole city thats not broken in pieces.

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[TheAviationFanatic]

Granted, you get a city that is on fire.

I wish for Lord Tony to be Ban on Sight due to his professional trolling.

[Space1255]

Granted, but Taboo loses BoS status.

I wish for a lemon

[TheAviationFanatic]

Granted, but Taboo loses BoS status.

I wish for a lemon

actually i would prefer taboo over lord tony

The lemon explodes inside your stomach.

I wish to be a pearooster.

[Space1255]

The lemon explodes inside your stomach.

Radical.
Skip me

[gebenuwell]

granted but you are a rooster made of pea
i wish for macaroni

[Blockchip]

You get mackaroni, the gibs of a person named Mack.

I wish for a job as a janitor.

[CRITAWAKETS]

You work at howtobasic s'house. Have fun cleaning all those smashed eggs.

I wish for a universe-destroying bomb. Because forget everyone.

[Copy Kirby]

you get a model that doesn't do stuff

i want a good twenty doll hairs

[Space1255]

You get twenty strands of hair

I wish for peeps to post in my new forum game (SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISING)

[Kringleberg]

granted but its only stuffposts

i wish for communism to rise again

[Refticus]

only lasts for one year in a desert island.

i wish for my ip to not be automatically logged by the BLF

[TheAviationFanatic]

only lasts for one year in a desert island.

i wish for my ip to not be automatically logged by the BLF

granted but the blf now logs your name

i wish for 20 dollars

[FizzyFuz]

granted but you can only spend it at the family dollar

i wish for diet water

[Blockchip]

You get diet soda, because it technically has water in it.

I wish for Grand Theft Auto 5.