Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 14655 times)

RACCOONNEER1214 · December 28, 2015, 04:31:58 PM

granted but everyday is 1 second and now you age faster.
i wish to be a fox one day :D

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Clownfish · December 28, 2015, 04:32:48 PM

Quote from: RACCOONNEER1214 on December 28, 2015, 04:31:58 PM

granted but everyday is 1 second and now you age faster.
i wish to be a fox one day :D

granted but you are killed by a hunter on the following day

I wish I knew if 9/11 was an inside job

TheAviationFanatic · December 28, 2015, 05:10:57 PM

Quote from: Drydess on December 28, 2015, 04:28:54 PM

granted, but you get a pet furdle.
I wish for an extra hour in every day.

lost
Granted, but you are killed by a secret society before you can spread the truth.

I wish for my flight not to have been canceled.

Blockchip · December 28, 2015, 05:14:25 PM

Granted, but the flight crashes into the empire state building, causing 12/29

I wish for a private aeroplane.

Blue Screen · December 28, 2015, 05:20:43 PM

Granted but the plane doesn't have gasoline, so you're not going anywhere.

I wish for... some donuts.

TheAviationFanatic · December 28, 2015, 05:24:08 PM

Quote from: Blue Screen on December 28, 2015, 05:20:43 PM

Granted but the plane doesn't have gasoline, so you're not going anywhere.

I wish for... some donuts.

The cashier tells you there's only one donut and you go into your car and its some creature that tears you apart.

I wish to work as a guard for SCP

ZERØ · December 28, 2015, 05:40:56 PM

You get a job at as a SCP guard...guarding the snack machines outside the scp offices away from the actual scp buildings.

I wish for Spontaneous Quantum forget.

dcseal · December 28, 2015, 05:44:08 PM

Enjoy your Spontaneous Quantum stuff.

Space1255 · December 28, 2015, 05:44:40 PM

The forget goes up your ass. It's five feet long.

I wish to forget an attractive female.

dcseal · December 28, 2015, 06:16:48 PM

Enjoy a fat single woman from craigslist!

I wish for a piece of bread.

Bomb Kirby · December 28, 2015, 06:33:21 PM

You get it, but it comes pre-toasted.

I wish for Badspot to pay us all based on our post count.

Drydess · December 28, 2015, 06:52:02 PM

granted, but your post count is reset
I wish for bread pudding

TheAviationFanatic · December 28, 2015, 06:55:17 PM

Quote from: Drydess on December 28, 2015, 06:52:02 PM

granted, but your post count is reset
I wish for bread pudding

Granted but the bread pudding is coated in sticky unwashable stuff.

I wish to suck rooster and not get an STD at all, and I survive after the rooster sucking with nothing bad happening.

RACCOONNEER1214 · December 28, 2015, 10:09:01 PM

Something really bad happens to your forum account instead, it gets taken down.
I wish for my house not to go bank owned.

startacker · December 28, 2015, 10:10:50 PM

Granted, but it gets burned down

I wish for Fallout 4