Corrupt A Wish

[Robots]

I wish for good modeling skill

You get it, but you have to model for bad dragon carrots.

I wish for the worst thing the below user has done.

[Ad Bot]

[plexy]

wish granted but in the end, it turns out to be a good thing :^)
i wish i had a targeter that locates all transgenders/bi/otherkins/social justice warriors so that i could beat them up for being dumb

[TheAviationFanatic]

granted but it never works

i wish to be double penetrated

[Space1255]

Both of your eyeballs are penetrated.

I wish my bus ride to school today won't be really loving loud.

[doaler]

Both of your eyeballs are penetrated.

I wish my bus ride to school today won't be really loving loud.

You get bombarded by Frickin Fricks

I wish for

[bigcapitalbaka]

your wish is pondered by the fasted superintelligent supercomputer in the world augmented by quantum mechanics. you eventually cause an anistrophic anomaly which changes the laws of physics for the worst and in doing so set back humanity for thousands of years in technological level










I wish humans could achieve the most of their lifetimes and were able to prosper from it. I wish they were able to traverse faster than the speed of light, violate all laws of physics, and humanity should be do-gooders in the universe.

[Kringleberg]

granted but heat death of the universe happens in 3 years

i wish for putin to revive the soviet union

[plexy]

wish granted but the 'murican troops swoop in riding giant bald eagles who have learned to screech the USA's national anthem. as amuricans bust in, they start to shoot AK-47s.
i wish i could eat anything

[The Murderous Cop]

Granted. However, it must include 1 human body a day. Yes, the whole body. Failure to will result in death by implosion.

I wish for division by 0 to do something.

[NotBomberguy]

It does nothing anyways

I wish for a thing to do a thing which results in another thing

[doaler]

You destroy the world.

I wish for my friend to not be attacked by Nintendo

[bigcapitalbaka]

granted but Nintendo attacks you

I wish I was autistic

[Metario12]

You actually become autistic.

I wish I won't ever host a giant gang-bang with BLF's members

[bigcapitalbaka]

you don't host one but get gang-raped in another server


I wish for grammer skils

[kahnuu]

you don't host one but get gang-raped in another server


I wish for grammer skils

you are awarded with ''grammer'' skills but you are awarded with nothing because that's not a word

i wish for a good piece of alive healthy vagina to slam on my rooster