Corrupt A Wish

[Jshotgun]

bl turns hot

i still want gta 6

[Ad Bot]

[bigcapitalbaka]

you a convicted on 6 counts of grand theft auto


I wish for gta 6 the video game

[Bwopper]

you a convicted on 6 counts of grand theft auto


I wish for gta 6 the video game

You get gta 6 but the opening to the game takes 7 hours and you cant skip, and cutscenes take 13 hours and you cant skip, and every single enemy is indestructible

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Welp good luck paying 100 000$ every day. It lasts for a month. So in reality,you are going to lose money.

I wish for sushi.

[bigcapitalbaka]

you get human sushi

[plexy]

you implode
i wish i could sleep whenever i wanted, but still feel the coziness of sleeping

[Snaked_Snake]

Sleeping kills you.

I wish I could be awesome at playing the Electric Guitar

[}]Crazy[{]

granted but you keep shredding the guitars so hard they tear apart each time

i wish to loving kill yourself

[Bwopper]

granted, but you wont live long enough to see it
I wish for a 12 pack of tampons

[dcseal]

You get a 4 pack of condoms.


I wish It was legal to hit pedestrians who cared more about status updates then the cars coming straight at them.

[Bwopper]

You get a 4 pack of condoms.

NOOOOOOOO

[dcseal]

NOOOOOOOO

You didn't wish. Skip you, I Actually want to see the outcome of this one.

I wish It was legal to hit pedestrians who cared more about status updates then the cars coming straight at them.

[TheAviationFanatic]

You didn't wish. Skip you, I Actually want to see the outcome of this one.

I wish It was legal to hit pedestrians who cared more about status updates then the cars coming straight at them.

granted but then people begin mass genocide crusades resulting in the law being dropped

i wish that people wouldn't look at me funny because i'm biloveual (maybe panloveual?)

[Drydess]

Granted, that happens for 10 seconds until they witness you jacking off to a lamp
I wish to win the powerball

[startacker]

Granted, but you can't accept your prize anonymously, and must collect it in cash

I wish for unlimited hard drive space