Corrupt A Wish

[bigcapitalbaka]

granted, but it was a former meth house.




I wish I had a normal life

[Ad Bot]

[foulprairiedog]

Granted, but it is actually a 'Quiet Life' instead.

I wish my anime husbando were real.

[Blockchip]

Granted, but every sound you hear is now "your anime husbando is trash"

I wish for a cool helmet.

[Space1255]

Granted, it's really radical. Causing people to literally fight to the death over it, and then they decide they'll have to fight you for it.

I wish for my drawings to come to life and not try to kill me or hurt me
@below: oh :(

[CRITAWAKETS]

They give papercuts, goddammit. They also have toxic chemicals that will poison humans.

I wish for NASA to try and launch a shuttle to mars.

[doaler]

The system is down! DODODODODODOEODODODOEODOOO

I wish to be god.

[bigcapitalbaka]

you become god but no one believes in you, therefore making you nothing.

I wish to be a katana held by sweaty weeaboos

[Drydess]

Granted but the weeb police comes
I wish for more food in the world

[doaler]

Granted but the weeb police comes
I wish for more food in the world

You only get ebola injected chicken.

I wish for infinte games on Steam

[Space1255]

They're all bad rats or flappy bird knockoffs, with the exception of the ones you already have.

I wish I wasn't so socially anxious

[Pixie Stix]

Granted, but you now have an awkward boner during every conversation

I wish to have ninja fighting skills.

[Bwopper]

You get crappy weeaboo powers

I wish for all weeaboos to be eradicated from this Earth

[TheAviationFanatic]

You get crappy weeaboo powers

I wish for all weeaboos to be eradicated from this Earth

Granted, but then you become an extremist weeaboo.

I wish for snake.

[WaterOre]

It comes from the middle of your forehead.

I wish for a vagina.

[Sp0nge80b]

It comes from the middle of your forehead.

I wish for good modeling skill