almost killed myself (not really i almost took my head off)

[Sp0nge80b]

what

was it so painful that it felt like death?

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[TableSalt]

was it so painful that it felt like death?

have you ever stubbed your toe before?

[Sp0nge80b]

have you ever stubbed your toe before?

yeah, but it wasn't that bad

[Copy Kirby]

i stepped on a lego brick.
In all seriousness one time i almost cut off my finger.
Another time i almost cracked my skull open

[kahnuu]

your mother called you an idiot when you were 7 and she gave you a loving knife?
lol

yeah lmao

imagine a 7 year old carving a pumpkin with a screwdriver u look loving handicapped af lol

[Block Aloni]

one time I stubbed my toe

[Jonathant1]

funny because on another thread earlier, i put you on a list of people I would want dead (as a joke of course)

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that thread is cursed because it almost came true

[Tudoreleu]

i fell off a slide onto gravel once

[blockguy™]

i cracked my skull from my ear to my eye
i drank various cleaning supplies from under the sink
i ate tinfoil

[Element]

one time I stubbed my toe

i stubbed mine so hard i almost broke it

[McJob]

My Mum threw me at the corner of two walls and split my head open.

Unlike Humpty Dumpty, the doctor I had did successfully glue me together again.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Just yesterday i almost broke bones. Twice,in the same regions. (Feet) And my left leg.

[Mouse droidz 21]

Me and a friend, who is the strongest kid in the school decided to have a friendly fight since we both knew mma and boxing. He was also one of these really strong wrestling dudes and almost one a wrestling championship or something. So he wanted to grapple for some reason and I don't know stuff about wrestling, so he got me and flipped me while throwing me (I honestly don't know how to explain this) and I landed straight on my head and I could feel my neck move a bit and I got unconscious for a few seconds. I almost snapped my neck, my friend apologized and stopped the friendly fight

[Mr Queeba]

I fell off a swingset while airborne
And it was high
It was NOT fun

Went through the same experience, fractured my right arm.

[Akio-]

do it