almost killed myself (not really i almost took my head off)

[bestguy22]

when i was 7 i almost drowned
when i was 9 i almost drowned
when i was 10 i almost got hit by a car
and like a year ago i almost fell off a roof
and today i triped and fell (i always do that because i have balance problems XD)

[Ad Bot]

[Sheepocalypse]

I drowned once

[Alyx Vance]

Once I slammed my pinkie toe into some drywall slabs. It hurt like hell for a while and it'd grind with movement.

[GoldenLego]

I broke my toe while petting my dog.

I accidently ran into a friend during a game, and it caused him to helicopter chop me in the lip and I had a big busted lip for about a week.

[Drydess]

I walked into a door once

[Blue Screen]

i almost got crunched by a falling wooden object
luckily i was small enough back then to fit in the towel compartment so i lived to tell the tale

also i probably encountered a lot of scenarios where i would've broken something
i'm really lucky to not have broken ANYTHING up to this point right now.

[Donnies Catch]

when i was six i was born without a face

[ZombieDude]

when i was six i was born without a face

do you ever think about what randy quaid forgets like

[Honorabl3]

HOH that title sounds really edgy

you know how you can crack your skull by twisting your head? yeah. I did that, and something snapped out of line on my right side and when i turned back it snapped back in. i almost died. forget.

discuss cracking bones

You misaligned the c1 atlas bone in your spine.

It's when the bone tilts and pinches the internal jugular vein that supplies blood to your brain. During this time you'll experience reduced neck range due to the pain (extensive neck motion basically pinches the internal jugular further). The best way to correct the misalignment is simply to press the concave area on your neck directly under your earlobe.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

i bit my tongue once

[gebenuwell]

i stubbed my toe once

[Red Spy]

I once tripped on the root of a tree and nearly cracked my head open

[Alyx Vance]

I once tripped on the root of a tree and nearly cracked my head open

Once I tripped over someones foot and bashed the spot above my eye against a log and then a steel safe. It was swollen, red, and veigny for a while.

[giant tootsie rolls]

I cracked my head open when I was 2
then a year later I fell down the stairs

[Sideswipe]

I fell off my bike recently and I still have a scar but I didn't break any bones
is that normal or are my bones secretly dead inside