How to get sober asap

[Camel]

And that confirms that.

As a personally trained and self-qualified medical professional, I can confirm that your diagnosis is not "drunkenness" but rather "stupidity".

Drink some water and go to bed you lying sack of stuff.

iunno i was 15 when i made my first drunk topic, anything is possible

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[Rally]

seeing double

[Foxscotch]

eat some food I guess.

aw man, now I'm hungry

[$trinick]

Expensive view, cheap champagne.

[Camel]

lol for a second i thought espio posted that and those bottles were martinelli's

[Honno]

drink pickle juice

[Foxscotch]

drink pickle juice

that's good advice in any case

[EcstaticEggplant]

isn't this the second time you've done an 'i'm drunk' thread lol. I bet you had a sip of champagne and now you're pretending that you're forgeted

[Epicduke]

espio irl

[Donnies Catch]

espio irl

he rejected that ASAP WOW

[Machaty]

I doubt he's going to get a hangover considering his age
If he even is actually drunk

[Red Spy]

Best way to get sober is to jump on a nail head first

Or find your nearest skyscraper and jump off it

[shitlord]

another thread like this?
really espio?

[sir dooble]

What's wrong with being drunk on new years? Can't think of a much better time to be drunk.

[kongo]

just whack yourself on the head with a mallet until you're knocked out
that way when you wake up you'll probably be sober and it'll feel like it was a really fast process