How to get sober asap

[espio100]

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I might be "slightly drunk and.it.newyear so yeah
Help please. There is blood.all over me right toe and I cant feel stuff

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[Meta_KnightX]

Holy cow, what did you do!?

Get a Bandaid for ya toe

[Clownfish]

put a bullet in you brain
uh vomit or something idk

[Pastrey Crust]

You can't, lol. You biologically can't. By the time you actually notice you're drunk, it's already too late. You can drink water though to lower or even avoid the hangover. stuffloads of water.

[DJ Charizard]

"hEY iM DrUNk!!!!!1!!!!"

You really cant. You can try and lower it with just water.

[Torin]

stop pretending you're drunk maybe

[espio100]

Oh forget me
I should not have done that
Fml
Im trying okay?

[Pastrey Crust]

"hEY iM DrUNk!!!!!1!!!!"

You really cant. You can try and lower it with just water.

You can only lower the hangover effect with water and prevent a dehydration. Nothing else.

[Rally]

you could try taking a shower and drinking a cup of coffee. eat some food I guess. you're not going to sober up until your body metabolizes all the alcohol but these things can help a little.

[Quote Story]

wear wet socks and go to sleep

[Planr]

Nothing can speed up "getting sober" except waiting it out. Your liver can only process so much alcohol at a time. There is no way to speed up this process or dull the effects of intoxication except time.

[espio100]

11:55
Im trying

[Rally]

What are you 'trying'?

[espio100]

What are you 'trying'?

Getting sober
Either way fireworks looks especially p while seeing double

[McJob]

Either way fireworks looks especially p while seeing double

And that confirms that.

As a personally trained and self-qualified medical professional, I can confirm that your diagnosis is not "drunkenness" but rather "stupidity".

Drink some water and go to bed you lying sack of stuff.