I'm pretty sure Bubbagum would be more included to date me as anyone can tell she has a taste for expensive things.

Unfortunately bubbagum has shown that she gives the slightest care about the aesthetics of whoever she doddles with
so that would immediately take you out of the candidacy
as you kinda have a "recovering meth user" look about you
Well id post my bank but i know you guys hate page stretches
stretch my star fish you slut