Contest to be Swollow's Dog

[log]

what a ruff contest so far the judges are all bark no bite

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

what a ruff contest so far the judges are all bark no bite

*drops you into a woodchipper*

[kongo]

but aren't smaller dogs cuter

no

[log]

*drops you into a woodchipper*

ur barking up the wrong log

[Maxwell.]

ur barking up the wrong log.

you can't use your own name in a dog pun you're not even a dog

[log]

you can't use your own name in a dog pun you're not even a dog

di--um... ok sorry

[Drydess]

you can't use your own name in a dog pun you're not even a dog

that's no dog
that's a log

[Lego lad]

what a ruff contest so far the judges are all bark no bite

They must be trees then

[Pastrey Crust]

woof

[Tetris]

woof

inappropriate

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Swollow's pets must swallow. That is the core requirement.

[Col. Derontchi]

Uhhh... HELLO?!

[SubDaWoofer]

woof

*SubDaWoofer shakes intensively*

[Brickmaster]

i wanna be a bird :D

[Swollow]

i wanna be a bird :D

only cute birds allowed