how many times a day do you masturbate?
which hand do you masturbate with?
have you tried brown town?
do you like brown town?
do you masturbate brown townly?
has any of your family members / friends that you know of masturbated brown townly?
do you enjoy masturbating brown townly?
do you enjoy masturbating in the shower?
do you shower while you masturbate?
and most importantly,
why is your answer to all of the above questions not yes?