What's this "Both hands on the wheel!" nonsense?

[Ravencroft·]

He's just an inexperienced bitch. I've been driving with one hand since I started driving.

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[Pastrey Crust]

Finally someone who knows what they're talking about.

IMO, if you ride a motorcycle without a helmet or leathers, you deserve to have your skin shredded along the road, and your head crushed against a car.

Pretty much what the law states.

[McJob]

Finally someone who knows what they're talking about.

Ah, so the moment somebody backs up your dumb decision, suddenly we're all idiots?

[Foxscotch]

He's just an inexperienced bitch. I've been driving with one hand since I started driving.

okay but do you regularly drive with zero hands

[MoltenKitten]

Finally someone who knows what they're talking about.

No, he is smart enough to use a hand. What are you going to do if a tire blows and the steering wheel spins all on its own? Grab it with your knees? Good luck. Your radical driving skills are handicap driving skills and I am sure they will serve you well six feet under.

[SlayerZ99]

Why didn't you just drink the coffee and then drive? Or put it in a gear where you dont have to shift and have on hand on the wheel?

I find it hard to drive with both hands on the wheel I usually drive with one on top or at the bottom of the wheel

[Donnies Catch]

are we really going to act surprised that pie crust is doing something incredibly dumb again?
pie crust is so extremely dense that if you show a million ways he could have died horribly in a no-hands car crash, he'd still think that would never happen to him and he'd keep doing it

please dont let this topic become a sequal to the dog molesting one

[The Subject]

http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a9343/

I know its old, but im late to this topic.

Mythbusters tested this and found that your thumbs will never break from an airbag. They hit the arms first.

[Foxscotch]

Mythbusters tested this and found that your thumbs will never break from an airbag. They hit the arms first.

ok but still u look like a nerd with 10 and 2 -___-

[sir dooble]

please dont let this topic become a sequal to the dog molesting one

Well he'd have to cum into the exhaust pipe for that to happen.

[Donnies Catch]

Well he'd have to cum into the exhaust pipe for that to happen.

I WOULD not be surprised if this was the reason he drives manual

[Trogtor]

it bothers me more your friend is degrading the madness of madman

[Pastrey Crust]

It's hot. That will never happen for sure.

I WOULD not be surprised if this was the reason he drives manual

Wtf why would this be a reason I drive manual? I mentioned earlier why I do.

[Donnies Catch]

It's hot. That will never happen for sure.
Wtf why would this be a reason I drive manual? I mentioned earlier why I do.

cuz you a horny teen man a car cant say no and i know youre into that non-con scene

[sir dooble]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9870635/Drunk-man-tried-to-have-love-with-an-ambulance.html
Actual news from my local area 2 years ago.