The Powerball is soon to reach 1.5 bil by next Wednesday

[Bear_Tracks]

In which the Zulu brutally slaughtered everything in their path thanks to a tactical genius behind the tribe's military.

In your case, you're going to be dealing with people with lots of power who can and will attempt to forcibly take your estate just because they want to have your assets. It has nothing to do with "paying them off"

I'll give them a lot of kisses then and pray for the best

You only have $1 billion. I'm sure established warlords in resource rich countries like Congo have much more.
Why would they give you any room to set up at all?

If you even went there you'd probably be kidnapped, ransomed and killed.

Not really, simply because most of the Congo's rainforests are protected. I believe you can face large jail time for chopping down the trees. People still do this under the radar though, of course.

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[SeventhSandwich]

Well here's how you don't be murdered: don't be stupid. Pay people well, and create incentive for them to work for you. It can work, just treat everyone with respect and be polite.

You realize you're talking about the country where every woman is raped an average of like ~30 times in their lifetimes.

[Bear_Tracks]

You realize you're talking about the country where every woman is raped an average of like ~30 times in their lifetimes.

Ok, then I'll create the "Men Against Rape" committee

[SeventhSandwich]

Ok, then I'll create the "Men Against Rape" committee

Feelgood business practices and a billion dollars of investment money aren't enough to fix the systemic problems in the Congo. Their problems are because of the fact that it's a country that's embroiled in civil wars, corruption, and poverty.

It's a great sentiment but it wouldn't fix much.

[Bear_Tracks]

Feelgood business practices and a billion dollars of investment money aren't enough to fix the systemic problems in the Congo. Their problems are because of the fact that it's a country that's embroiled in civil wars, corruption, and poverty.

It's a great sentiment but it wouldn't fix much.

I'll create a revolution. You can call me the George Washington of the Congo. I believe that the country can be helped, like any.

[Jubel]

I believe that the country can be helped, like any.

good, great.

whatever you say friend. just don't let them know that you think they're all animals.

[Nonnel]

and of course you wouldn't include any muslims since, you know, you hate them all

[kanew2000]

i personally blame the english

[Squideey]

Let's fundraise sending Bear_Tracks to the Congo

[Bear_Tracks]

Let's fundraise sending Bear_Tracks to the Congo

A Kickstarter would be just great, or an IndieGoGo

[Squideey]

A Kickstarter would be just great, or an IndieGoGo

If you thought I was serious then you're either an idiot or a troll and neither of those are good things to be

[Nikki]

I promised some internet strangers 2 million each if I win the Powerball.

[XR-7]

Buy a very big building
Buy a lot of Corvettes
Buy a lot of other worthwhile cars
Drive my cars on a rotational basis
Save the rest for other things like college and life and all that silly junk

[Rally]

Buy a house in Alaska far as forget away from people, buy a car, set my buddy up from ATL. Buy mama a house. Put like, $10,000,000 of it in a bank which is like 100k a year for 90 years or something so I'm basically set for life I guess. Then I guess I'd just take the rest and just start building stuff.

[KickFlow]

it's like minus 45 percent tax plus like 5 percent state tax lol.

I bought 1 scratch ticket in my life, cost me 5 buck and i won 10 bucks.
I went with my friend and she bought one for 5 bucks and won 10 as well, it was very odd but really cool.