On a dark furry thread, cool lube in my hand
Warm smell of dorritos, rising up through the bed
Up ahead in the Drama, I saw a shimmering thread
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There it was posted in the forum;
I heard the op was a cigarette
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be 4kidschan or this could be Hell"
Then Badspot locked up a topic and he showed me the way
There were users down the off-topic,
I thought I saw them type...
Welcome to the Hotel BL Forums
Such a stuffty place (Such a stuffty place)
Such a stuffty space
Plenty of room at the Hotel BL Forums
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find the alts here
His mind is Caribou-twisted, he got the NickPBenz
He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys he calls children
How they post in the forum, sweet bedroom sweat.
Some post to remember, some post to forget
So I called up Okiver,
"Please DDoS this stuff"
He said, "I havnt had a botnet since, twenty-o-nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel BL Forums
Such a stuffty place (Such a stuffty place)
Such a stuffty space
They livin' it up at the Hotel BL Forums
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Semen on the ceiling,
It was pie crust because he has dog lice.
And he said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in Badspot's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their sharp words,
But they just can't kill the autism
Last thing I remember, I was
Searching for the logout button
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Tetris piece,
"We are programmed to disease.
You can logout any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
DISCLAIMER: Any insults to Pie Crust, Caribou, Nickpb(wasnt really an insult) or anyone in this is not personal, it is simply just songwriting and possibly having nothing that rhymes and is witty.
This was whipped up within like 20 minutes, and is subject to change. If I ever get a webcam and restring my acoustic guitar I will play Hotel California with it, while singing these lyrics.
Made by Boki and Blus
