Help, my butt is bleeding!

[Pastrey Crust]

yes I happen to take the biggest stuff of my life, I wipe, and there's blood on the paper. i have totally no idea how that happened

what do blf?

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[MoltenKitten]

It will be fine, you just pooped too hard. Like a normal cut the part that bled will seal itself back up.

[weaver123]

Wait until stops bleeding.

[Toxicology]

cut it off

[Nonnel]

i told you you can't put a plunger handle up your ass

[Pastrey Crust]

it burrrrrrnssssssssssss

i told you you can't put a plunger handle up your ass

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[hillkill]

same thing happened to me today. it might be because my teacher doesnt let me go to the bathroom and it dried up and cut my star fish.

[g4merm4ster1234]

You probably have Ebola, I'd recommend going straight to the ER.

[bigcapitalbaka]

same thing happened to me today. it might be because my teacher doesnt let me go to the bathroom and it dried up and cut my star fish.

damn

[jonnyman5656]

You probably have Ebola, I'd recommend going straight to the ER.

no its aids

[Pastrey Crust]

it's blood not aids or ebola.

You guys are the worst doctors in existance.

[foulprairiedog]

You guys are the worst doctors in existance.

i'm pretty sure no one on this forum is a doctor. where did you even get that idea from?

[kahnuu]

take ur dogs richard outta ur butt the bleeding should stop

[Nonnel]

It's EbolAIDs

[Doughboy]