i bet this is one of mr.man's wacky special interestes.
im still not sure what the appeal to things like this are. why would i want to tell everyone around me i'm a pervert? at least body pillows (usually) stay in your house. you're supposed to take umbrellas places.
If you're into watersports, when you take it outside in the rain, you can poke a little hole through the canvas and enjoy the umbrella even more.
We shouldn't have stopped at two nukes