threaten the poster above you

[Dogerium]

imagine slamming your toe in a wall

imagine balancing a toothpick between your wrists

now imagine pushing your wrists into each other as hard as you could

imagine the dentist dropping his drill in your mouth

[Ad Bot]

[Cypthon]

My loving rooster Is bigger then ur.

[Blue Screen]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
I AM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH A LEMON!
yay portal 2 references yay

[bestguy22]

im going to plug my phone charger in your butt if you dont shut uuuup!!!

[JamesH]

you're not gonna be screaming after this

[Snaked_Snake]

I'll lick you so hard you'll die from drowning.

[maplelink64]

give me your lunch money kid
or your mailbox won't be filled with mail tomorrow C^:<

[Drydess]

I'm going to mail you a penny in an envelope. Then the next day I'll mail 2 pennies. I'll keep adding a penny every day until it gets to be a handicapped amount of pennies. Like the envelope can barely hold them. Eventually you're gonna have all these goddamn pennies you won't know what to do with. You'll start with a cup of pennies and then graduate to a milk jug. After a while you'll give up on child's play and move on to something like one of those bigass plastic storage containers. But even that won't be enough. I'm not sending the pennies in envelopes anymore. I'm sending them in packages. This takes a stuffton of money to ship because it's loving heavy. You'll keep getting packages of pennies day after day. You will eventually have an entire room set aside just to put pennies in. One day you'll get fed up and take them to coin star or something. But by then it will be too late. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll still be sending more pennies than you can get rid of.
you'll try to throw them away. You won't give a stuff. The garbage won't take them though because they're too loving heavy. Your life will become pennies. You will dream about pennies. You'll dread going home. But it won't stop there. I'll start leaving them in your car too. They'll pile up endlessly and there's nothing you can do about it.
At some point you'll give up on your house and try to move in with a friend so you can finally be free from the copper hell. But oh no! stuff's forget up in there too! Pennies are already there. He doesn't know why, but it doesn't matter. You do. This will inevitably lead to you being homeless because you will have literally exhausted any means of escaping this shiny nightmare. You'll be asleep on the streets one night. You'll be awoken suddenly by a jingling sound. "Oh no!" you think. You know what it is. You open your eyes and see me. I'm standing in front of you. I just dropped a large sack of pennies.

[XR-7]

grrr

[Zack]

~the reason the US economy sucks snip~

or we could go to a bank and exchange them for bills

just saying


OT: You better be ready for a world of hurt, XR. I have insult skills so good I don't even know how to use them.

[Meta_KnightX]

[Eon]

hEY GIVE M E YOUR LUCNH MONEY OR ILL BEAT U UP

[Drydess]

I am going to stuff in a box, and then im going to train a wild ferret to transport limes from the kitchen to new Hampshire, i will then collect approximately 17 slices of cheese, use a blow dryer to partially melt them onto a naked man's body. pay him to carry a disused tuba to the white house and then have the president play Chuck Manjioni on it, it will be pretty low pitched and terribly off key because that's not even the right instrument. but little did you know that is the ferret's key to transport about 2 and a half limes to new Hampshire. meanwhile the box of stuff has been sent to your house via carrier pidgin. when the limes reach new Hampshire it will be payment for a crazed homeless man who has been waiting for my signal to ride the rails all the way to west richardota or wherever you loving live. the homeless man will then take Polaroid pictures of your window and document what you have on your window sill on a day to day basis, using this information i will send a pack of highly trained alpacas to your location to spit on your window. when you open up your window to see what all the hub bub is about i will have a catapult pre-built to fire the stuff in the box at your face hole. you will then have poo on your mouth area and as a result will contemplate your own existence and take up hard drugs.

[Nicepoint]

Y-You too

[SteveJenkins]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjB1HEYo7g0

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddy darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy