Jokes And Gags megathread

[Cacti]

I noticed that was the only one with that lockdown thing, I chose it on purpose.
Anyways, post your jokes and gags here.

Here's a joke, raccooner's amount of raccoon rabies cells in his body.

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

just stop while you're behind

[Freek]

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

[TheABELBOTO]

Op's life

[Stick Man]

Damn it ABEL I was going to make that joke.

[Aide33]

hotlink defence kek

[gebenuwell]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=142917

[The Subject]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=142917

Did you intend to put your own profile, or were you trying to make me look at my own profile?

[gebenuwell]

Did you intend to put your own profile, or were you trying to make me look at my own profile?

my own

[Akio-]

op is a joke

[Midevil Warrior]

inb4oplifejok-

op is a joke

Op's life

oh

[Lockebox]

[Cacti]

NOT THAT KINDA GAG

[The Murderous Cop]

NOT THAT KINDA GAG

yes that kinda gag

[AcornCake]