Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are

[McJob]

Here is a visual demonstration of the product in action. First we squeeze it to death, then bleed it over our pies and then eat. Any questions?

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

Any questions?

*raises hand*

[XR-7]

Any questions?

Yes. Why are these even better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nov2mI7kZo0

[Jubel]

isnt that just called ketchup

[Donnies Catch]

is that ketchuip

[Freek]

thats ketchup
its not exclusive to australia

[McJob]

Yes. Why are these even better?

Well they're clearly not. How can I visually verify the product isn't contaminated? How can I get joy out of squashing two bloody plastic breasts together if all I have is a stuffty plastic bag?

isnt that just called ketchup

is that ketchuip

thats ketchup

Uncultured loving swine. You Ameroforgeters need to learn some respect for traditional Australian naming schemes.

"Tomato Sauce". That's exactly what the forget it is.

[Jubel]

"Tomato Sauce". That's exactly what the forget it is.

is vinegar an ingredient in this tomato sauce

[XR-7]

Well they're clearly not.

Yes.

How can I visually verify the product isn't contaminated?

By reading the label. As you can see, it's called ketchup, not tomato sauce. You want some pasta with your tomato sauce, Aussie?

How can I get joy out of squashing two bloody plastic breasts together if all I have is a stuffty plastic bag?

You don't. Because you are gay.

[Freek]

"Tomato Sauce". That's exactly what the forget it is.

tomato sauce is ketchup
ketchup is a condiment/sauce made from tomatoes, i don't get what makes aussie tomato sauce any different

[Donnies Catch]

im not even american it just looks like ketcup. i also have tomato sauce but we dont put it in little things like that.

it's not ketchup guys, he means something different, i know exactly what he means but i cant recall the name.
he means the thicker sauce, like the kind you have as base on a pizza and on ur spaghetti/pasta

[Zack]

Us patriotic eagle forgeters have little packets instead of squeeze-ons

Tearing the packet is a pain and you usually get 90% of the product all over your sweet juicy body

licking it off is fun a pain in the ass depending on where it lands

Especially if you get it on your clothes and you lose all hope in humanity and plain white t-shirts.

More OT:

This looks insanely useful and I hate the fact I don't have it here.

[TableSalt]

You don't. Because you are gay.

destroyed!11

[ZSNO]

We rarely have these too. It's just that the little monsters called kids would just slap it together and ruin everything while they eat their 4 McBurgers

[Moppy]

Isn't this just ketchup?