Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are

[McJob]

is vinegar an ingredient in this tomato sauce

If it was, we'd then give it another name;

Absolute stuff.

By reading the label. As you can see, it's called ketchup, not tomato sauce. You want some pasta with your tomato sauce, Aussie?

But "Ketchup" is a made-up word. It could refer to the sky, or to a shed, or even to my sister. How the forget do I know what's in Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce rolls off the tongue and tells you everything you need to know before you tuck in.

You don't. Because you are gay.

D:

it's not ketchup guys

It is Ketchup, I'm just complaining because I think the word "Ketchup" is stupid :P

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[Otis Da HousKat]

im not even american it just looks like ketcup. i also have tomato sauce but we dont put it in little things like that.

it's not ketchup guys, he means something different, i know exactly what he means but i cant recall the name.
he means the thicker sauce, like the kind you have as base on a pizza and on ur spaghetti/pasta

That's called marinara sauce.


Also a quick Google search tells us ketchup sauces originated from Asia and the first tomato based ketchups came from America, so we have naming rights on this one.

[Donnies Catch]

It is Ketchup, I'm just complaining because I think the word "Ketchup" is stupid :P

motehrforgeter dont be doing this ketchup is ketchuup and tomato sauce is tomato sauce you made me claim the worng thing with what you just did and you will i will enver forget what you have done

That's called marinara sauce.

!!!

[Foxscotch]

it's not ketchup guys, he means something different, i know exactly what he means but i cant recall the name.
he means the thicker sauce, like the kind you have as base on a pizza and on ur spaghetti/pasta

marinara?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

That's called marinara sauce.

die

[TableSalt]

Also a quick Google search tells us ketchup sauces originated from Asia and the first tomato based ketchups came from America, so we have naming rights on this one.

maybe he should ketchup on food history

[Lockebox]

It's ketchup skippy

This looks insanely useful and I hate the fact I don't have it here.

 
We have tons of them littering North Carolina, we have them here bud.

[McJob]

so we have naming rights on this one.

Clearly those need to be revoked since you guys are drunk at the wheels and just making up random words.

[Foxscotch]

Also a quick Google search tells us ketchup sauces originated from Asia and the first tomato based ketchups came from America, so we have naming rights on this one.

british and australian people have a habit of doing that
like nissan. "niss-ann" please... what is that

[Otis Da HousKat]

Clearly those need to be revoked since you guys are drunk at the wheels and just making up random words.

The word ketchup was created by British explorers in Asia.

[XR-7]

But "Ketchup" is a made-up word. It could refer to the sky, or to a shed, or even to my sister. How the forget do I know what's in Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce rolls off the tongue and tells you everything you need to know before you tuck in.

Ketchup is a real word that normal people use. Tomato sauce is also a waste of syllables. You can say "ketchup" or even "catsup" (which is an equally gay word to use) in half the time. With all the times in your life that you have said "tomato sauce" all compiled together, an American could watch an entire movie in the spare time accumulated by saying "Ketchup" due to time well conserved!

It is Ketchup, I'm just complaining because I think the word "Ketchup" is stupid :P

Ketchup is not stupid. It only tastes bad. Mustard is a better word.

[Zack]

  
We have tons of them littering North Carolina, we have them here bud.

Sure YOU have them but us ass scratching rednecks in Florida do not

That or I'm missing them

Clearly those need to be revoked since you guys are drunk at the wheels and just making up random words.

If anything it should just be called red mustard

[Lockebox]

Clearly those need to be revoked since you guys are drunk at the wheels and just making up random words.

one glance at your map and we're the only ones who were drunk? You were in the backseat stufffaced with us clearly

[Foxscotch]

If anything it should just be called red mustard

that wouldn't make any sense because mustard is the name of a plant whose seeds are used to make the condiment

[Malleo100]

that wouldn't make any sense because mustard is the name of a plant whose seeds are used to make the condiment

then should ketchup just be tomato

[Zack]

that wouldn't make any sense because mustard is the name of a plant whose seeds are used to make the condiment

Explain how ketchup makes any more sense

UH HUH

CAN'T, CAN YOU?

YEAH.