Author Topic: me vomiting and stuffting at the same time  (Read 2418 times)

brown and l i q u i d y
Ok, drink a stuff ton of water and other fluids, and avoid eating solid and hearty foods.  O good meal would be:

Toast (no jam or butter)

Eggs (no seasoning or anything)

Crackers (plain, wheat thins work the best)

Soup (probably the best thing you can eat)

And drink a stuff ton of water because essentially all your body is doing is trying to drain your stomach to get rid of whatever is in there, and it releases most of the fluids you intake, drink a lot of water so you avoid dehydration

yeah like me
yeah i know you want to see it and show it your love and tolerance bullstuff


listen to shame, what he's saying is right
yeah i know you want to see it and show it your love and tolerance bullstuff
rip me, death by backfire


Holy crow. Get better Kahnu

Happened to me once. I vomited on the bidet. Having to clean it afterwards wasn't very fun at all.

ya but i didnt get it from eating out my dog

Neither did I. I ate 600g of dark chocolate and took a nap out in the sun. Destroyed my bladder and my liver.

Neither did I. I ate 600g of dark chocolate and took a nap out in the sun. Destroyed my bladder and my liver.
is dark chocolate supposed to mean dog stuff?

is it bannable if i post pics of my diahrea or something
Of course it is.
Do you not have common sense??

Of course it is.
Do you not have common sense??
like since its relevant, as long as he just gave image links and put NSFW tags on it, it should be fine.

is dark chocolate supposed to mean dog stuff?
No, it's means 97% cocoa, 3% milk. Get your facts straight.

Neither did I. I ate 600g of dark chocolate and took a nap out in the sun. Destroyed my bladder and my liver.
You would have to eat 22lbs (or just under 10kg) of chocolate in order to die of poisoning (in the same way that dogs or cats  die from chocolate).

I've got no intentions of eating almost 10kg of chocolate in one sitting, lol.

OP what did you eat before this happened? If it's not stomach flu or something, than you are probably suffering from food poisoning.