first homework piece in english is a 3 page essay

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

i'm writing this on paper

is it because printers cause cancer

[Ad Bot]

[Akio-]

is it because printers cause cancer

most printers do.  don't most schools have a library or something to print it at?

[The Resonte!]

say your dog ate it

[hillkill]

is it because printers cause cancer

no? why do you find any open moment to pull a smartass comment?

[Akio-]

no? why do you find any open moment to pull a smartass comment?

printers legit cause cancer. mine always rips the paper and never registers the ink or prints properly

[Maxwell.]

i hate using printers

[Ipquarx]

Come to college, you'll get loving banged up against a wall with stuff worse than that.

the standards for my intro to university class were through the roof, seriously
the class loving average on the first essay was 40%. FOURTY PERCENT.

[Comatose]

the topic is, i stuff you not, the meaning of life.

That's rather esoteric.

[hillkill]

i really don't understand the point of essays unless your future job somehow needs it. "ok bill in auto tech, we need you to write a 40 page essay in mla format, 12 pt font in times new roman."

That's rather esoteric.

i have a philosophical personality, it's just that i can't come to conclusions and stop my train of thought. it's like an existential crCIA every time

[Jairo]

this is a bad idea. he'll write about anime

"The Definitive Anthology of Religion or: Why Waifuism is a Legitimate Faith"

[Julius The 1st]

i have a philosophical personality, it's just that i can't come to conclusions and stop my train of thought. it's like an existential crCIA every time

write down any idea you have on this subject first.  let your train of thought run itself off the tracks before you do anything to try and end it.  once you have the needed amount, start cutting it apart and implementing the ideas that you spew into a structured paper

[e-maxx]

i really don't understand the point of essays unless your future job somehow needs it. "ok bill in auto tech, we need you to write a 40 page essay in mla format, 12 pt font in times new roman."

i have a philosophical personality, it's just that i can't come to conclusions and stop my train of thought. it's like an existential crCIA every time

they show that you can coherently read and write the English language

[Red Spy]

The meaning of life: It's what you make of it



Somehow make that 3 pages long

[ßlöükfáce]

all the time that you've been on the forums you could have been writing
it's not that hard to do it, all you need is research and also interpret what you think the meaning of life is

[YounqD]

Ah English i dislike it too lol "What do you think the writer meant when he says this or that?" I don't really care lmao but seriously tho its only 3 pages man as much as I hate writing myself that's easy and short i'd rather that than the crap they give me at college any day.