Author Topic: Yo what recipes do you guys have  (Read 913 times)

They don't have to be actual recipes
They can be really simple
Like...

The True Bachelor's Grilled Cheese

ya need:
2 pieces of that bread you buy from the store
1 (or 2) slices of whatever cheese you like I guess
1 sheet of paper towel
A toaster
A microwave

now to tha steps:
1. Get those two pieces of bread out of that yellow or white or whatever forgetin' color baggage.
2. See that toaster? Shove those bitchy pieces of yeast in there and show them the heat.
3. While they're burning alive get the cheese outta your fridge or wherever you put it.
4. Take that thing out of that ugly wrapper that sometimes leaves cheese stuck on it >:(
5.
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if toast = done {
take out;
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be patient you forget;
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6. Put that cheese on the toast and sandwich it together.
7. Wrap that thing in the paper towel. Fully. Around the entire thing.
8. Pop it in the microwave for 20 seconds (results may vary w/ different wattage microwaves).
9. When it's done, take it out of the microwave and unwrap that stuff.

You have some really good loving amateur grilled cheese without touching the loving grill/stove/whatever, good job.

Anyone else got any nice recipes they want to share?
Or is everyone here garbage at cooking like me?

what language is that in.

what language is that in.

lazy speak and a bit of JS

it's really nice though, i've made it more than once

« Last Edit: February 05, 2016, 04:55:54 AM by Rally »

1. put bacon in a sandwich press
2. pretty genius right

No lie it's wonderful
Bacon sandwiches are the stuff

Mothafukin Tomato Soup
Ingredients:
Canned Soup
Water
Salt
Pepper
Red peppers
Butter
Olive Oil
Optional:
Spicy stuff
Crackers
Basil

Step 1: pour can of soup into pot
Step 2: fill that same can with water to the top
Step 3: turn up the stove
4: stir that stuff, throw in the stuff you want in it minus butter
5: pour that stuff out when it's hot into a bigass bowl
6: cut a thin slab if butte,r throw it in
7: throw in basil and other neat lookin stuff
8: eat that stuff with crackers.
9: crush crackers and throw em in
10: finish that stuff

Real monday Jambalaya
                            by nizza

okay so lets start this stuff out

1. 2/5 of a large pot full of rice (not too large, but yknow like, if you were making a big pot of soup)
2. 2 packs (thats 4 sausages) of Turkey sausage
3. 2 pounds of chicken breast
4. water, brother (enough to submerge rice)
5. chicken boulion cubes
6. some of Tony Chachere's Creole Original Seasoning (look up Tony Chachere's Creole Original Seasoning, its amazing for everything)
7. Garlic, Thyme
8. Frank's Red Hot Hotsauce
9. Olive Oil

1. Pot, like large enough for soup yknow.
2. Pan, to pan fry some stuff brother
3. Wooden spoon. Wooden spoon best.
4. A cup or something to ferry water in

okay so this is a process

1. Get that pot on your stove, water in it, and get the water to boiling while you do everything else
2. Put boulion cubes in water, water cant be boiling ( 6 will do it)
3. Chop up your turkey sausage into 1/4 or 1/3 inch slices.
4. Put it in the pan, on a medium-high heat and let the sausage crisp up for about 15 or so minutes, you dont want it burned but some black is okay
5. Add rice, now this is where you need to have that water boiling, once rice is in, add the sausage which should be kinda blackened but not burnt
6. Stir that periodicaly until its done, but meanwhile you will be making the chicken
7. Chop up chicken into bite sized cubes, put olive oil in pan(just a few sprinkles of it), add chicken to pan
8. Add a moderate ammount of seasonings (like the garlic and thyme), to your chicken, stir this every so often too.
9. This is where youll also add your seasonings to your rice and sausage mixture, but only use the Tony Chachere's Creole Original Seasoning
10. When chicken is done (It will ALL be tannish-white), add this to your sausage and rice. Keep stirring for about 10 minutes with the heat off.

11. Pour Franks Red Hot all over your own bowl of Real monday Jambayla (optional, if you like some spice)

   If there isnt enough water in your pot while rice is cooking, add more water using a cup to ferry some water over, if rice has no water while cooking    it will burn

Your chicken must not be undercooked, as if it is you are risking food-borne illnesses, and a real brother doesnt want that. Make sure all your chicken doesnt have any pink spots.

Dont worry if your rice is kinda mushy, thats normal if your stirring it alot.

i think i finished everything here

french fries

ingredients:

clothes
method of transportation
money
wallet (optional)

instructions:

1. go to mcdonalds
2. order

rapid macaroni and cheese
requires rapid mac cooker

follow the loving rapid mac instructions
boom
macaroni and cheese

I know how to make a burger and pork but everyone knows how

gay banana milkshake

ingrredients milk a banana sugar cinammon dust and a blender
put evrything inside the blender (1 banana  milk enough for 1 person 1+ teaspoons of sugar and cinammon dust morr if theres gona be more people OR NOt..... ..)  and then blend it and put it in a bowl then youre good to drink it   taadaa youre Nice


Take bagel
Throw pizza sauce on both sides
Dump two bags of cheese on each side (add bacon for more diabetes)
Throw it is the microwave
Bagel bites

Its food reviewer approved

Biscuits & Tomato/Sausage gravy (don't feel like finding it exactly)
Real man's pizza - buy a frozen pizza and eat it without cooking it

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