i prefer renaissance wear
Remember how stylish the Renaissance Era was? Wish you could wear what he wears, but with a new flair? Steal his look in the new era of 2016 with our new clothing line, that puts the Black Plague in shame. #MA for #MedievalAge2016.
A stylish poncho with a hoodie, sporting African flair, this will keep you warmer than if a dragon were to attack your village. If a knight in shining armor tries to kill you, your skateboard will do nothing, but at least your worn-out pink shades will dull his armor's sheen before he strikes you down with his claidheamh-mòr. Furthermore, our denim jacket robe just shouts royalty, with a leopard print on a sleeve that stands out as "not european". It has a bountiful number of pockets that you can stock with some snacks come the Great Famine so you can move with grace. Match it with a flannel underneath, and people'll be coming up to you, yelling, "Johan sanz Terre". Down below, you can see our designer cargo pants that hold your crusades in place with comfort and glamour, indeed with our sporty hashtag right on the leg. Lastly, you have some Italian-import moccasins that will starkly contrast your regal upbringing and relate yourself to the common peasant - it adds a little humanity to your apparel that makes you seem less likely to be killed come the fall of Constantinople - and will protect you from possible tetstar fish and other diseases. With all of these on, you can skate down the Great Hall in style, or walk down the impoverished alleyways of England with a large chance of being robbed for wearing bright clothing. Nonetheless: Fashion is achieved through our brand.
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