Author Topic: Return to the Salty Spitoon [DAY 3 - DEMON PRESENCE]  (Read 20268 times)

I'm waiting for the barfight where the Spitoon explodes into flame. And the only survivor (That can still walk) being Fornix.


Go back to court, kid. This is my investigation *shows papers*. Oh, and your voice sounds terrible.

At least I have a good theme!

MY NAME IS ZANDIG, YEAH ZANDIG AND YOU CALLED ME ROBBIE MARINO YESTERDAY, I AINT HAPPY ABOUT THAT I AINT NO SCRAWNY LITTLE INTERVIEWER I AM THE ULTRA VIOLENT ICON THAT PUNCHED THE stuff OUT OF 7 OTHER MEN IN A BAR FIGHT AND WON, LET ME IN OR YOU'LL SEE HOW FAR I'M GONNA GO.

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lord techno, stop being dead


You know well enough i have a life to try and live.

ZANDIG approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"MY NAME IS ZANDIG, YEAH ZANDIG AND YOU CALLED ME ROBBIE MARINO YESTERDAY, I AINT HAPPY ABOUT THAT I AINT NO SCRAWNY LITTLE INTERVIEWER I AM THE ULTRA VIOLENT ICON THAT PUNCHED THE stuff OUT OF 7 OTHER MEN IN A BAR FIGHT AND WON, LET ME IN OR YOU'LL SEE HOW FAR I'M GONNA GO."

"Ok, jeez, calm down. Go right ahead."
ZANDIG Enters the salty spitoon. Ready to show everyone just how far he's gonna go!

KristoB approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"let me through or i will make you into a weeb of my kind
and make brutal tentacle hentai"

"Go Ahead."
KristoB enters the salty spitoon. Ready to turn men into weeaboo's.

big boss approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"I defeated the person best at CQC... With CQC..."

"Go Ahead."
Big Boss enters the salty spitoon, to beat people with CQC.

Black Cat approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"I am a cat forget you i took part in a gay pride parade"

Black Cat enters the salty spitoon anyways. Looking to join another gay day parade.

Spongegirl approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"Hi I'm here for the slumber party!"

Little Girl interrupts the conversation
"I object! As host of the slumber party, I can tell you that I never invited her!"

"There is no slumber party here."
Reg is questioning both the little girl, and spongegirl. They should reassert themselves with another comment.

spongegirl about to throw down

Ill make everybody here "slumber" In a minute if you don't let me in

I purchase a glass table from the bar because I'll need it later

I purchase a glass table from the bar because I'll need it later
What kind of bar sells tables?
And I feel like glass ones at this bar would be a bad idea.

What kind of bar sells tables?
And I feel like glass ones at this bar would be a bad idea.
It's the salty spitoon, you can bring the toughness home for only $59.99

It's the salty spitoon, you can bring the toughness home for only $59.99
"With abs like these it's totally worth the price!"