Why can't regular humans perfect movie theater popcorn at home?

[Waru]

The movie theaters are holding a terrible secret. The CEOs hold the one true power, a closely guarded secret only found out a total of two times. Both of those times, people were killed.

Why can't we have this perfect world, forums?

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

because the japanese are taking over america with anime

[hillkill]

the first step is to get through the temple of doom. the secrets will be revealed

[Daswiruch]

[INFORMATION REDACTED]

[The Resonte!]

The movie theaters are holding a terrible secret. The CEOs hold the one true power, a closely guarded secret only found out a total of two times. Both of those times, people were killed.

what movie theater CEOs DON'T want you to know!

just click here to find out...

[Planr]

My dad has a really good handcranked popcorn maker that makes movie quality popcorn right at home

You should get one

[Waru]

regular humans have come close to it, but when they got past a certain point, they were silenced. We, the hive mind of blockland forums, cannot be silenced to the extent they have before! Let it be KNOWN!

My dad has a really good handcranked popcorn maker that makes movie quality popcorn right at home

You should get one

My dad also has a popcorn maker. He has done extensive research and it's gotten so butteringly close, but alas, it was all for naught.

he's dead now

[hillkill]

he was so close, then he died? i smell conspiracy.

[Drydess]

he was so close, then he died? i smell conspiracy.

it's the japanese, i tell ya

[The Resonte!]

hm.

i discovered some sort of weird link between a string of disappearances lately

here, tak

[hillkill]

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??!1

[Ragequit]

we need to get our hands on one of their machines to reverse engineer it

[Decepticon]

GUYS GUYS WAIT

I THINK IVE GOTTEN CLOSER TO SOLVING THE SECRET



i think these machines may be related

[Foxscotch]

hm.
i discovered some sort of weird link between a string of disappearances lately
here, tak

you really expect us to believe that after kidnapping/killing you, they also hit the post button? I mean seriously, how gullible do y

[sir dooble]

Unless they're one of those old traditional popcorn machines that pop them in front of you, they all come pre-popped in giant bags straight from a factory.