Why can't regular humans perfect movie theater popcorn at home?

[startacker]

They're about to breach the door, this is the end for me, but I finally cracked it.

The first thing you need is freshly grown corn, then you need to throw those into a pot, put this pot onto the stove and cook at high.

Once done, you need to douse it with the ingredient.

This ingredient is the You need Blockland Gold to view the rest of this post

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[Ipquarx]

Unless they're one of those old traditional popcorn machines that pop them in front of you, they all come pre-popped in giant bags straight from a factory.

i have literally never seen a movie theatre that doesn't have freshly popped popcorn

[Waru]

NO WE NEED BLOCKLAND POPCORN GOLD

don't worry guys i got mon-

wait.. blockland popcorn gold is the same price as movie theater popcorn..

guys does anyone have $57

[Nonnel]

idk what you mean i make movie-theater level popcorn at home all the time
you just need a stove popcorn popper and big tub of kernels

[sir dooble]

i have literally never seen a movie theatre that doesn't have freshly popped popcorn

I have never seen one that does.

[The Resonte!]

and big tub of kernels

bathtub size to be specific

[Pastrey Crust]

Guys the secret is -redacted-! How did you not know?

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[KristoB]

nice bbcode edit

[Lego lad]

tread lightly guys

you never know who might be listening......

[infomaniac]

I find air poppers work better than the traditional oil ones.

[Drydess]

hey guys the secret ingredient is **********!
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[Foxscotch]

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wtf

[Drydess]

wtf

the magic of preview button

[Lego lad]

wtf

ARG

WE MUST SOLVE IT FOR POPCORN

[Goth77]

kettle korns where its at yo