General Meat Thread - No vegans allowed!

[Electrk.]

You are the first person on this planet to say that.

I'm sure cavemen had language

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[Electrk.]

in monster hunter well done is godly ;(

you should probably just become a vegetarian at this point

[Lego lad]

you should probably just become a vegetarian at this point

*eats cellary loudly*

[Pastrey Crust]

You are the first person on this planet to say that.

The french eat lots of raw meat. We are direct descendants from the french, spanish, and italians.

[TableSalt]

The french eat lots of raw meat.

do they also keep tapeworms as pets

[sir dooble]

The french eat lots of raw meat. We are direct descendants from the french, spanish, and italians.

You always have to order a grade higher than what you want in France.
If you ask for well done, you'll get it medium.
If you ask for medium, you'll get it rare.
If you ask for rare, you'll get it blue.

[Pastrey Crust]

do they also keep tapeworms as pets

I dunno. Ask them. Meat here is either eaten immediately, refrigerated and sold within the day, or frozen and exported.

You always have to order a grade higher than what you want in France.
If you ask for well done, you'll get it medium.
If you ask for medium, you'll get it rare.
If you ask for rare, you'll get it blue.

We have something similar. Ask for it raw, you'll get it rare.
Ask for it rare, you get it rare.
Ask for it medium, you get it eare. Ask for it well done and you get it medium.

[Rigel]

you failed to include the niche medium-well

[blueblur121]

Medium rare is the only correct option.

[sir dooble]

you failed to include the niche medium-well

This is usually where I go when ordering.
I chose Well Done on the poll though.

[Lego lad]

You always have to order a grade higher than what you want in France.
If you ask for well done, you'll get it medium.
If you ask for medium, you'll get it rare.
If you ask for rare, you'll get it blue.

what if you ask for blue

[Pastrey Crust]

You get the animal on your table.

[Nonnel]

what if you ask for blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4&feature=youtu.be&t=8s

[Red Spy]

*eats cellary loudly*

*eats bacon loudly*

[sir dooble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4&feature=youtu.be&t=8s

But eating it blue would be more Hank Hill than Hank Hill.