Author Topic: -Dumb United States Rules-  (Read 2480 times)


tbh most of these are probably bunk but still funny


Butt stuff is no longer legal in Michigan.


You cant own realistic carrots in Dallas


Hawaii: Coins can not be put in one's ear


It is illegal to deficate in public

It is illegal to deficate in public

I guess I better stay hush hush or I could get fined or imprisoned.


oh no those poor people can't practice

1. "Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks".

2. "A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine".

3. "Horses may not be kept in bathtubs".

4. "When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic".

5. "It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays".

6. "The Fire Department may blow up your house".

7. "Horses are to wear pants at all times".

8. "Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden".

Theres probably a stuffton more really South Carolina....
JESUS CHRIST


HELL YEAH


Looks like my weekend won't be ruined after all