what was your first thought when you came for the first time?

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have you ever wondered what cum tastes like?

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i broke up with my ex girl


i thought "damn op's mom is nice in bed"

i thought "damn op's mom is nice in bed"
tfw you realize OP has two dads

i thought "damn op's mom is nice in bed"
i have 2 dads monday
edit: damn akio you beat me to it

I knew from that moment, I just HAD to go around sharing this cool goo with my friends.


It didn't go so well.
I asked my mom why I had milk comming out of my peepee. She laughed and told me not to worry. I am embarrased of that conversation to this day.
lmao

Maxwell is a pro at this

"oh no, I broke it"

and I never wanted to fix it ever again



i was in the pool on a boogie board and i was 10 years old
i found rubbing the boogie board on my groin made me feel good
thats p much when i realized i was starting to go through puberty

One night I extracted all the cutscene videos from Need for Speed: Most Wanted and then I converted them so I could play them on my iPod.

Was watching them in bed, and long story short I jacked off to Kamikaze.

Weirdest thing is that I couldn't find any cum the next morning. Not in my pants or my bed or anything.


oh god
wait was it like red or clear or magenta like wtf I don't get it
most likely clear unless he is dying internally


hurt? wtf
You know, when the male hymen breaks.
Weirdest thing is that I couldn't find any cum the next morning. Not in my pants or my bed or anything.
Sounds like you got a visit from the cum fairy!