I made a friend today.

[espio100]

Even godzilla would loving nope

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

How does anyone even live in Australia

[Maxwell.]

rip spider

he went

[espio100]

Australia is like playing life on hardcore difficulty.
Like peacefull would be europe or something.
Easy is like merica with the guns n stuff
Medium is azia I guess
Hard would be loving S america with the cartels n stuff
Insane is loving australia where litterally everything that has a life is trying to kill you

Gl hf

[Yosher]

tbh i'd just buy a new house

seems like a lot less trouble

[Meta_KnightX]

And this is why a Peppa Pig episode that included spiders being nice and you can be friends with them was banned in Australia.

True story.

[TableSalt]

Australia: Don't Live Here

[Sheepocalypse]

Honestly I wouldn't even go near that thing without a gun even though it probably is harmless

[Space1255]

Aw, it's a shame he died. I would have cared for him/her as long as he didn't bite me

[Trogtor]

oh dear

NO CAMEL :(

[Maxwell.]

Aw, it's a shame he died. I would have cared for him/her as long as he didn't bite me

the bitch would have done more than bite you stuff he probably would have ratted you out to the FBI behind your back and then murder you

[Zloff]

dude nice, last spring i had 2 huge ass wolf spiders in my basement

blew them both with a gas airsoft pistol... barely knicked the body of the second one so i sprayed it with bleach

[Clownfish]

my first house that I lived in from ages like 0-6 was infested with wolf spiders
some were as big as my head at the time
nobody was ever bitten and we never had any other bugs in the house

I like spiders

[Taciturn]

Spiders are cool man. Also it looks too large to be a black-house spider.

I'm more afraid of Australian snakes than I am of spiders.

[Kumquat]

ITS THE DEVIL, I TELL YOU WHAT THIS HERES A REAL DEVIL