I made a friend today.

[Zharthon]

wtf it looks like a shrimp mixed with a scorpion

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk.]

why do I keep clicking on this thread

[Maxwell.]

why do I keep clicking on this thread

I am asking myself this same question

[KristoB]

ITS THE DEVIL, I TELL YOU WHAT THIS HERES A REAL DEVIL

HOLY stuff GET THE SHOTGUN ALREADY

[McJob]

One of the biggest bastards I've ever seen was this thing.



I was a kid, and I was in my Dad's car when it jumped on from the car in front. My Dad immediately pulls over, puts the hazards on, grabs his giant map book and gets out. He dented the forget out of the car while going to town on it (I think he was just taking his anger out if anything), and the thing still didn't die. Once it was off the car, we drove off.

[Taciturn]

That's hilarious.

[CRITAWAKETS]

GET OUT OF AUSTRALIA.

THIS IS A REAL ALERT. ITS A RED ALERT.

MOVE OUT OF AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW.

[Foopster]

Honestly I wouldn't even go near that thing without a gun even though it probably is harmless

How does anyone even live in Australia

[Maxwell.]

according to physics, humans shouldn't be able to inhabit australia simply because it is upside down and we would fall off the earth

the australians however, do what they do best with most other laws of nature and disregard them entirely. as result they cannot move to another country, because they are so used to gravity being upside down

[BluetoothBoy]

Why didn't you just ship him overseas to me instead?

[Rally]

Saw a pretty gnar black spider in my room once. Got a fright when it crawled onto my hip and I rushed out the room, came back and hunted him down. Vacuum didn't kill him though, he was sitting in there trying to claw it's way out, so we turned it into a mini gas chamber by flooding it with bug spray.

The worst part is that I felt the web about 20 minutes before I saw him for the first time. forgeter must've been chilling on me for like 20 minutes. I loving hate spiders, I feel like I may have an irrational fear of them because I don't give a stuff about crickets, snakes, roosterroaches and worms. But spiders turn me into a major bitch, even the harmless harvestmen.

[crunk²]

guys.
McJob didn't make this post.

the spider is talking about McJob.

[Nonnel]

you should've just moved at that point

[Redconer]

One of the biggest bastards I've ever seen was this thing.



I was a kid, and I was in my Dad's car when it jumped on from the car in front. My Dad immediately pulls over, puts the hazards on, grabs his giant map book and gets out. He dented the forget out of the car while going to town on it (I think he was just taking his anger out if anything), and the thing still didn't die. Once it was off the car, we drove off.

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE WITH AUSTRALIAN HAZARDS?

[Mr. Hurricane]

On a scale of VX to radical feminism how poisonous was that friend of yours.