The Sacred Order of the Anti-Anti-Harvest

Author Topic: The Sacred Order of the Anti-Anti-Harvest  (Read 6203 times)

Do you think you have what it takes to join the sacred order of the Anti-Anti-Harvest?
Don't bother applying, you're already a member.
Members of the Anti-Anti-Harvest are entitled to special privileges, which includes not being an starfish.
Members are stupid.

Only women are allowed to join. If you are a man, your gender will be taken from you without your consent.

The Re-Harvested:
Everybody

The Re-Harvested Clans:
  • Team[Qi]

Un-Blacklist:
  • Lord Tony


Members:
  • High Elder Pathos
  • Gaius Tonius
  • EVERYBODY
« Last Edit: February 13, 2016, 05:12:34 PM by Path »

This is getting ridiculous.

how am I a member if i'm a man

how am I a member if i'm a man
The re-harvesting process involves a complete gender override without consent.

Joe411 has been Re-Harvested
Ducky Duck has been Re-Harvested


how am I a member if i'm a man
Why don't you check and see if you're still a man.

Blue Screen has been Re-Harvested

Why don't you check and see if you're still a man.

Blue Screen has been Re-Harvested
but
but
if everyone's already harvested
does that mean we are harvested harvested?
and i can GUA-RAN-TEE that I am a man
... or at least male

but
but
if everyone's already harvested
does that mean we are harvested harvested?
and i can GUA-RAN-TEE that I am a man
... or at least male
What you see in front of you is a mere illusion. The power of the Ant-Anti-Harvest has taken over your mind.

Blue Screen has been Re-Re-Harvested

What you see in front of you is a mere illusion. The power of the harvest has taken over your mind.

Blue Screen has been Re-Re-Harvested
oh stuff triple harvested!!!11

I know what we need!

More harvest parodies!

What you see in front of you is the Anti-Anti-Harvest, the pinnacle of human evolution, the refined product of human ingenuity, the fruit of human labor. As the Re-Harvested, you are given immediate redemption, washed away of all your sins and superstitions, so that you may reap the benefits of your newfound initiation.

This is a new future, a new era of prosperity, precision, and culture. Initiation is unconditional.

The Re-Harvesting has begun.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2016, 05:06:54 PM by Path »

I request that I be un-re-un-un-re-harvested twice.

It's as if Badspot didn't even remove the AoT board.

It's as if Badspot didn't even remove the AoT board.
Because he didn't. It's just archived.