Oh my gawd. That is so loving terrible. Wow. 
Just to save you the embarrassment, Akio-, I am going to offer you one last chance to come tomorrow. . 
Because honestly, I am dressed in black, that isn't the map I am using, and that isn't how I balance. 
If you choose to come, I assure you that you won't be disappointed. 
Or are you actually to scared to face me in a challenge? Hm?