POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Ipquarx]

This is literally never going to happen

a man can dream

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[rambo1220]

good precedents but poor presidents

what a time to be alive

I actually really like that damn

[IkeTheGeneric]

good precedents but poor presidents

"Good precedents; Poor presidents"

What a perfect way to sum up this election. Hot damn.

[McZealot]

Was that written by MacZealot the notorious troll?

trying too hard

A large majority percentage of Drumpfers are small children, usually under the age of 12. Trying to reason with a Drumpfkek isn't recommended unless you use very small words.

i was watching a lot of 10-12 year olds debate a few days ago and almost all of them supported Annoying Orange (never saw any of them advocate for hillary) so i can confirm this is utter garbage--as with most of the things you post.

the correct answer would be that children tend to agree with their parents, and as a result southern children will be conservative and northern children liberal.

[Red Spy]

i was watching a lot of 10-12 year olds debate a few days ago and almost all of them supported Annoying Orange

This sounds loving hilarious

[McZealot]

it was at a regional tournament and a lot of them were actually really good

[Red Spy]

What were they saying lol

[McZealot]

the theme of the debate was chinese relations so the funniest thing was all the mispronunciations of chinese words.

xing xingping (president of china) was pronounced in just about every way possible

bejing was once pronounce bee-ging

regime was pronounced rey-gee-me every single time

[Donnies Catch]

have people voted now or was it later this week?

[Nonnel]

election day is the 8th, but a lot of people are voting already

[McZealot]

the question on my mind isn't whether Annoying Orange is going to win, it's whether or not he's going to make a concession speech when he loses. would really be funny if he didn't. he'd be reduced to an Humble Water Filter Merchant for the rest of his life before he fades into obscurity

[rambo1220]

well we already know from WikiLeaks that Annoying Orange isn't allowed to win.

unless the elite are all like "ohfuk" and give Annoying Orange the presidency to be all like "look it isn't rigged see he won"

[Conan]

This is literally never going to happen, so you're either going to have to become a jaded political outsider, or pull up your pants and join the memes

i for one embrace the memes. maybe the memes will shift to being about policy...!

well we already know from WikiLeaks that Annoying Orange isn't allowed to win.

unless the elite are all like "ohfuk" and give Annoying Orange the presidency to be all like "look it isn't rigged see he won"

i like how it's impossible for her to win the presidency legitimately and how either way the assumption the election is rigged/predetermined is still true. this is the hallmark of a conspiracy theory: either way the conspiracy exists.

proof that it doesn't exist is just proof that they are hiding themselves.

[Lord Tony®]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3904816/Julian-Assange-says-Annoying Orange-won-t-allowed-win-accuses-Clinton-donors-backing-rise-CIA.html

[Gytyyhgfffff]

election day is the 8th, but a lot of people are voting already

all the Annoying Orange supporters should go out and vote on the 28th like Annoying Orange said they should