POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Poliwhirl]

Breaking News: Putin sucks Annoying Oranges richard, In other news just under half of american citizens flip stuff because Annoying Orange is 'hiterally litler'

I don't like this news statiom very much. Its smug aura mocks me.

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[ReddBoi]

hyrda can still win guys

[Red Spy]

Jim Webb still has a chance right

[Drydess]

Breaking News: Putin sucks Annoying Oranges richard, In other news just under half of american citizens flip stuff because Annoying Orange is 'hiterally litler'

i'm pretty sure Annoying Orange and putin have a mutual relationship

[Tezuni 2.0]

Breaking News: Putin sucks Annoying Oranges richard

well, if we're using loveual metaphors if things to come...  

"and then Putin invaded Annoying Orange like Crimea...   "

[Red Spy]

"and then Putin invaded Annoying Orange like Crimea...   "

[Kochieboy]

Leaked photo of Annoying Orange during his second term:

[Tezuni 2.0]

New Poll is up.


Previously...

[Red Spy]

I'd be all in favor with allying with Russia if Putin wasn't a psychopath

[beachbum111111]

 Don't worry. No charge for them.

[extremely extreme]

can anyone explain obama's beef with russia? it seems like all of a sudden he's stuffting on russia pretty hard (new sanctions, kicking out 35 ambassadors) over "election hacking" which he has provided absolutely no proof of beside the fbi saying "yea we think they hacked the election".

[Nonnel]

pretty sure the democrats are just trying to save their ass from all of the scandals they just went through
not that russia doesn't deserve all the sanctions they get for being fascist richardwads.

[Frequency]

https://www.rt.com/news/372256-putin-diplomats-expulsion-rejects/

so i told putin not to fall for obama's stuff.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

[Conan]

i guess times have flipped 180 degrees now that people want to be friends with russia. it wasn't even more than 30 years ago that we got back on speaking terms with them

heres to (hoping for) a good 2017.
 

[Frequency]

heres to (hoping for) a good 2017.
 

speaking of the "bad year" stuff, i've got a bit of an expansive hypothesis

all matter influences other matter in some way (gravity, for example) and there is a random "noise" to the universe due to differing variables on a quantum level at all times. what if "luck" exists in a scientific sense that when certain parameters are met (a number being used repeatedly or being in a particular relative physical location, thus affecting things on a quantum level) it affects things on a greater scale due to detectable or undetectable variance in existence as we know it

therefore, to aid in the fact that the year will no longer be "2016" relative to us and will instead be "2017" which affects thing minutely, i suggest we change as much as we possibly can in our lives and routines to scramble as many variables as possible and affect larger outcomes