POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Deus Ex]

I know the Humble Water Filter Merchant thing is a meme right now, but literally thousands of people are involved in these high-profile investigations. Every time some non-crucial person in the investigation dies from natural or otherwise non-suspicious causes, the Humble Water Filter Merchant types point it out and say, "Oh yeah, Hillary obviously killed them!" with literally no evidence to boot. Like stuff, the first guy to die 'because of Hillary' was killed in a weight-lifting accident. How do you murder someone in a weight lifting accident without obvious signs of homicide and struggle?

It's Jones-style bullstuff on the same level as 9/11 truthers or Rush Limbaugh denying the hurricane exists. Because no evidence is required to accuse Hillary of killing people, you could apply literally the same standard to Annoying Orange.

Google 'Annoying Orange mafia' and notice that there are plenty of rag articles about how Annoying Orange is operating golf courses and laundromats as a front for the mob. Truthfully, he was denied a casino permit in Australia due to 'mob connections', but do you believe he's in with the mafia?

Alright but there's actual dead people here so what the forget are you even bringing up Annoying Orange mafia conspiracies for? So you're telling me these people just start killing themselves left and right when they get involved in a Clinton investigation? People set to testify just up and die and it's not natural causes but Self Delete when everyone around them said they had no history of ever wanting to commit Self Delete? That's how you're gonna cape for this bullstuff? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to make these connections. If someone very powerful is under investigation and multiple, MULTIPLE people involved in said investigation start dropping under mysterious circumstances, I think it's safe to say that someone is pulling strings. You can try and call it conspiracy theory all you want but it's pretty obvious for anyone who isn't dead set on pretending like stuff like this doesn't happen

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[Rally]

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[Deus Ex]

Yeah... Gonna need you to spoonfeed me a Liberal Certified™ source before I can believe it.

Cenk Ugyr told me it was bullstuff so case closed everybody go home

[Drydess]

Alright but there's actual dead people here so what the forget are you even bringing up Annoying Orange mafia conspiracies for? So you're telling me these people just start killing themselves left and right when they get involved in a Clinton investigation? People set to testify just up and die and it's not natural causes but Self Delete when everyone around them said they had no history of ever wanting to commit Self Delete? That's how you're gonna cape for this bullstuff? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to make these connections. If someone very powerful is under investigation and multiple, MULTIPLE people involved in said investigation start dropping under mysterious circumstances, I think it's safe to say that someone is pulling strings. You can try and call it conspiracy theory all you want but it's pretty obvious for anyone who isn't dead set on pretending like stuff like this doesn't happen

wouldn't you kill yourself if you're spending your life trying to prove that a 300 year old woman who lost the election to donald Annoying Orange is a cold blooded killer

[SeventhSandwich]

Alright but there's actual dead people here so what the forget are you even bringing up Annoying Orange mafia conspiracies for? So you're telling me these people just start killing themselves left and right when they get involved in a Clinton investigation?

As far as I know, most of them didn't kill themselves. I'm familiar with the one guy that died in a weight-lifting accident and one that was shot and killed. The latter is obviously more suspicious, but the dude was shot on the streets of DC after dark. I don't know how familiar you are with Washington DC, but it's actually kind of a stuffhole despite being our nation's capitol.

That's including only the people who actually had a relevant connection to the investigation. There are other 'Clinton deaths' that include people who basically had no notable role in the case whatsoever.

set to testify just up and die and it's not natural causes but Self Delete when everyone around them said they had no history of ever wanting to commit Self Delete?

Literally everyone who commits Self Delete has their family come out and say it was unexpected. That's because in our society, mental illness isn't something that people openly communicate about, so it often goes unnoticed. Robin Williams' Self Delete was unexpected. Does that mean Hillary did it?

If someone very powerful is under investigation and multiple, MULTIPLE people involved in said investigation start dropping under mysterious circumstances, I think it's safe to say that someone is pulling strings.

So is that why literally none of those deaths were investigated for homicide? This is the problem with conspiracy theories. They operate off of increasingly tenuous and ridiculous assumptions until all semblance of reality is gone. If none of the deaths were investigated for homicide, then the Clintons are paying off the cops. If the autopsies don't show homicide, then the Clintons are paying off the county medical examiner.

You believe this stuff because the story of a murderous liberal-she-witch is your idea of a good time. There is no evidence, and every single time one of Hillary's tens of thousands of colleagues dies from a heart attack, your choice of news sites report it as if it's homicide.

I plan to bring this stuff up the next time you mock liberals for accusing Russia of collusion.

[PhantOS]

tfw your conspiracy is built around the fact that some people die even though 100 people die every minute

So you're telling me these people just start killing themselves left and right when they get involved in a Clinton investigation?

there's like 4 people who actually died, and only 1 of them commit Self Delete. investigating something doesn't suddenly turn you immortal, you can still loving die from a series of random bullstuff

[Deus Ex]

wouldn't you kill yourself if you're spending your life trying to prove that a 300 year old woman who lost the election to donald Annoying Orange is a cold blooded killer

tfw your conspiracy is built around the fact that some people die even though 100 people die every minute


there's like 4 people who actually died, and only 1 of them commit Self Delete. investigating something doesn't suddenly turn you immortal, you can still loving die from a series of random bullstuff

You guys are loving handicapped

So its Seventh but I'm not quoting him just to erase all he said so people are aware I'm addressing him as well

[Drydess]

i was joking but what a nice response to a three paragraph argument

[PhantOS]

You guys are loving handicapped

you and corderlain are birds of the same 'dismiss-because-you-dont-want-to-admit-you're-wrong' feather

[SeventhSandwich]

So its Seventh but I'm not quoting him just to erase all he said so people are aware I'm addressing him as well

???

[PhantOS]

guys elevators are actually tools of skynet to spy on and take over humanity. i dont have any proof but its suuuper suspicious that 14 people die every year from elevator attacks. obviously this is a conspiracy we should dedicate all our resources too and if you dont agree you're supporting elevator on human crime and everything i say is entirely factual

prince stepped into an elevator and died... you have to be a blind liberal to not see the conspiracy! ik the records say he died of a drug overdose, but it was actually the elevator that gave him drugs and they payed off the morgue to make it seem like an overdose!!!

[SeventhSandwich]

A dude with a no-name role in the Clinton investigation dies while doing a deadlift, so obviously Hillary is using poisoned gym weights to kill her political enemies.

But when all federal intelligence agencies corroborate the fact that Russia interfered in our election through hacking registration databases and sending out targeted propaganda ads on social media, that's just a liberal conspiracy theory.

[Deus Ex]

i was joking but what a nice response to a three paragraph argument

whoops

you and corderlain are birds of the same 'dismiss-because-you-dont-want-to-admit-you're-wrong' feather

I'm naturally dismissive of arguments I have 1. heard before already and 2. have already been shown to be bullstuff, so that's hardly my fault

Anyway I'm out of my league game so I can explain why you guys are handicapped instead of just calling you handicapped

tfw your conspiracy is built around the fact that some people die even though 100 people die every minute
there's like 4 people who actually died, and only 1 of them commit Self Delete. investigating something doesn't suddenly turn you immortal, you can still loving die from a series of random bullstuff

There's a certain point where things stop being coincidental and start becoming suspicious. The fact that you guys are so happy to just dismiss things like that as conspiracy there when there's an obvious pattern of people dying to "random bullstuff" while investigating the Clintons just shows that you are too handicapped to think for yourselves. You act like I believe in some theory because Humble Water Filter Merchant or some right wing pundit told me to. I've looked this stuff up. I read the articles. It's suspicious as forget. Weight lifting accidents? People managing to shoot themselves in the back? Twice? Somehow? Really? You guys are just okay with explanations like that?

You believe this stuff because the story of a murderous liberal-she-witch is your idea of a good time. There is no evidence, and every single time one of Hillary's tens of thousands of colleagues dies from a heart attack, your choice of news sites report it as if it's homicide.

I plan to bring this stuff up the next time you mock liberals for accusing Russia of collusion.

Yes, because people dying mysteriously while investigating the Clintons is comparable to "Donald Annoying Orange shook hands with a Russian once, therefore he is a Russian puppet". Go soak your head

But when all federal intelligence agencies corroborate the fact that Russia interfered in our election through hacking registration databases and sending out targeted propaganda ads on social media, that's just a liberal conspiracy theory.

The same intelligence agencies that
1. Sold us the war in Iraq (Where are those WMDs??)
2. Have literally shown the public no evidence for any of this whatsoever
3. Are full of Obama appointees who probably still have TDS

[SeventhSandwich]

Yes, because people dying mysteriously while investigating the Clintons is comparable to "Donald Annoying Orange shook hands with a Russian once, therefore he is a Russian puppet". Go soak your head

You can make a much better case for it being true than that. You're underplaying it because you know that the Hillary murder conspiracies are just as handicapped.

The same intelligence agencies that
1. Sold us the war in Iraq (Where are those WMDs??)
2. Have literally shown the public no evidence for any of this whatsoever
3. Are full of Obama appointees who probably still have TDS

I hope you realize the mental gymnastics you're pulling to both simultaneously be accusing Hillary of murdering people while also discounting actual intelligence agencies. Your standard for evidence is ass-backwards. You reject stuff that actually has credibility while readily accepting urban myth and speculation.

But I digress. There's a fundamental difference between suspecting a foreign nation of producing WMDs, versus identifying a cyber attack on an American voter registration database which traces clearly back to Russia. We strongly suspected that Saddam was making nukes, but we can prove that Russia invaded our computer systems and paid millions to fund propaganda ads to swing our election.

[Deus Ex]

You can make a much better case for it being true than that. You're underplaying it because you know that the Hillary murder conspiracies are just as handicapped.

If you insist on being this handicapped I don't know how you expect me to take you seriously