Author Topic: School rules you've never understood the purpose or think serve no purpose  (Read 21952 times)

I have worn sunglasses for an entire week and never took them off and nobody cared and it's a rule that sunglasses are banned
did your eyes catch albinism

In middle school it was off-limits to wear either all red or all blue. Like as if some gang members were going to show up and shoot at a public school.

Abstinence is the only option that will be taught
I hate your school so much already.

Abstinence is the only option that will be taught
Wear a condom to prevent disease. Make sure you put it on before the intercourse, then keep in on until it's finished. Make sure you don't pull it down all the way, but keep the little bubble at the tip so the seed has somewhere to go other than back in you. Tear across the top of the package to open, then wear it so the lubricated (read: shiny) side is on the outside. For her pleasure. When the canoodling is done, be sure to take it off and discard it before everything goes soft.

Just because they won't teach it to you doesn't mean you can't learn.

In middle school it was off-limits to wear either all red or all blue. Like as if some gang members were going to show up and shoot at a public school.
Uh oh
I wear a red jacket and a red backpack, and usually a red shirt too
Crips are gonna come for me

in my elementary school if you stayed in the bathroom too long the principal would spank you while you were in there

wait wait I remember something
In 5th grade on halloween we were literally given extra credit for grades if we wore a costume and I wore darth vader because it was just something in the back of my closet
Apparently some 2nd grader got scared because I was wearing a mask and I was put in detention

on the topic of gum being banned

gums banned at our school because people spit their gum on the gym floor
and since our school is super lazy, they just paint over the gum
so we have all these black spots of gum from 20-30+ years worth just on the gym floor. never to be scraped off the floor.

My old school they barely cared about everything, you were allowed to have phones out at anytime unless the teacher puts a policy on it in some way. School lunches were stuff, but we were allowed to go off campus when we had a free period or when it was lunch (which is just a study hall for some of you guys), no one can't really tell if you're in a class or not so a lot of people could get away with skipping, but some of the security guards/patrol officers knew some people, so those guys can't really get away with stuff. Some teachers would give you almost full credit for late work, even if it is very late. You can roam in the halls as long as you aren't in the academic halls, which there were a lot of halls and only half of them were academic. Cafe was big as a gym and the library was big as a small gym and had lots of computers, they don't often check computers so people usually use a VPN on the computer to do stuff they need to "do" without getting in trouble. No one really cared to do pledge of allegiance. I miss my old school a lot.

Now I'm at a school where they don't accept any late work, so it goes to a 0. School lunch is stuff and there's no off campus (yes I can make my own lunch but I used to go off campus all the time and get my own lunch at my old school so I got used to that). You can't have phones out at all or they take it without any questions, you'll get ranges from detention, in school suspension or 3+ days of suspension. What if I need to know if it's okay to stay after? What if my parent is trying to tell me something important but I can't respond back? We are also forced to do pledge of allegiance. I seriously hate this school and I wish I never had to move.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 02:42:40 AM by Kyuande »

No threatening fellow students. Pff...

I once got a detention for saying "shut up" to some annoying kid back when I was in 6th grade. Apparently, "shut up" is like flipping off Obama to them.

Abstinence is the only option that will be taught
Do you go to a Catholic school or something?


that must have hurt when you were sleeping
unless you sleep facing upwards like some kind of freak
"I wear my sunglasses at night..."
Sorry I had to




Oh one more thing
Not really a rule, more so a whiny teacher that didn't believe me.
In the higher level wood shop classes, instead of having a project assigned to the entire class that everyone did, you choose your own project and made whatever you wanted. There was a small group of students, including myself, that wanted to make different things that the teacher didn't have plans for in any of his books, so he sent us to the library to look some up. But the librarian kept bothering us, telling us to go back to class, that what we were doing wasn't school related, etc, because she didn't bbelieve us that the teacher sent us there. Until I told her to stop distracting us and call the teacher if she didn't believe us.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 09:49:57 AM by Headcrab Zombie »

Do you go to a Catholic school or something?

"I wear my sunglasses at night..."
Sorry I had to




Oh one more thing
Not really a rule, more so a whiny teacher that didn't believe me.
In the higher level wood shop classes, instead of having a project assigned to the entire class that everyone did, you choose your own project and made whatever you wanted. There was a small group of students, including myself, that wanted to make different things that the teacher didn't have plans for in any of his books, so he sent us to the library to look some up. But the librarian kept bothering us, telling us to go back to class, that what we were doing wasn't school related, etc, because she didn't bbelieve us that the teacher sent us there. Until I told her to stop distracting us and call the teacher if she didn't believe us.
Nope, just Utah public schools. love Ed is virtually non-existent here

oh it's actually even worse than catholic schools it's mormon schools
run while you still can metario

in my elementary school if you stayed in the bathroom too long the principal would spank you while you were in there
were you homeschooled too