Iphones City RPG - Badmins and poorly run, Specifically Cciamlazy and Cavik

[Cavik]

The natural city RPG process

• start game and figure out that the /help list jobs command is broken
• start whacking material and sell it for meager money
• realize that the effort to money ratio is good enough considering you don't get any drawbacks for owning land while being a laborer
• get bored of chopping trees and decide to do novelty jobs because cops and robbers is about as fun as eating glass
• sell clothes or something stupid because the admins are too loving dumb to make the server fun
• work hard for money like some kind of handicap
• village idiot #6 decides to spend his meaningless existence terrorizing you since he's a criminal because the only thing that validates village idiot #6's existence is being a mild inconvenience to everyone around him
• get bored of getting killed because somebody is bored so you decide to kill people who are just as bored as you
• killing people and getting arrested means you can't have as much ""fun"" as you previously would have with an unclean record
• so you opt to do law enforcement because griefing griefers is more fun than selling clothes
• about 3/5ths of the people you attempt to jail kill themselves, but your income is larger than previously so you don't quit immediately
• at this point you have probably wined to the admin(s) about something and got ignored, so you've gone from being a hopeful cityrpg scoundrel to a disillusioned lifeless husk that beats people with a yellow hammer when they try to have fun
• arrest somebody who was fifteen miles from the place where you pay demerits off, he cries to an admin about how he tried to pay dems and you arrested him
• while trying to tell the admin what happens you have a sudden aneurysm and die
• while you're dead irl you get looted twice and then run over
• your efforts are rewarded posthumously by the city rpg gamemode being hosted fifteen thousand more times

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Well hey at least I played by the rules with the tools given to me. At least I'm not some worm who wiggles my way into the admin team to get some of dat instant gratification(raising magic numbers artificially)

Congratulations, you ruined an already boring experience. I can look forward to knowing your antics don't stretch too far beyond Iphones stufffest

[ace4045]

Thanks for the drama!
-[iPhone]

[Clownfish]

Thanks for the drama!
-[iPhone]

bye

[ace4045]

bye

Cya later!

[Cavik]

I just have a problem with iphone really. Also I notice he didn't reset stats or bother to fix the bug, which if he really cared I feel like he would have done one if not both of those.

[Kyuande]

He just wants to take the donations that idiots give him for insane advantages over the players

[ace4045]

I just have a problem with iphone really. Also I notice he didn't reset stats or bother to fix the bug, which if he really cared I feel like he would have done one if not both of those.

And you were the one who spawned in a ton of weapons lmao.

He just wants to take the donations that idiots give him for insane advantages over the players

Idiots will be idiots.

[Kyuande]

What are you going to use the money for anyways?

[Gytyyhgfffff]

Idiots will be idiots.

there's a factual insult waiting to be made around here somewhere

[ace4045]

What are you going to use the money for anyways?

So far I've spent the $10 I've made on groceries.

[kanew2000]

im gonna make a cityrpg where you dont get to pick your job unless admin changes it
you spawn in, go to the factory, serve mother russia building tanks and guns under the watchful eye of soldiers
then you go back to your terrible apartment and attempt to survive brutal Russian winter

[Cavik]

And you were the one who spawned in a ton of weapons lmao.Idiots will be idiots.

You were the one that spawned in weapons way before me so don't try to put that on me. The only time I used those weapons on other players was because they themselves were using the op weapons YOU spawned them to have an unfair advantage over everyone else. When I beat them into submission and stopped using them, I stopped using them. The farthest my "admin abuse" went is making a platform in the middle of nowhere to mess around with some of the weapons because that was about the funnest thing there was to do on that server late at night. Boba was the only other person to get on that platform and he snuck in a teleport brick to it. Unknown to me he began to distribute these weapons.

[Gytyyhgfffff]

So far I've spent the $10 I've made on groceries.

too bad you can't edit in drama because i sense about 20 pages of flak heading your way just for this post

[ace4045]

im gonna make a cityrpg where you dont get to pick your job unless admin changes it
you spawn in, go to the factory, serve mother russia building tanks and guns under the watchful eye of soldiers
then you go back to your terrible apartment and attempt to survive brutal Russian winter

I like it