If I'm a tribal and a bigot for liking Annoying Orange, for seeing value in making my home a place I'm proud of, then by liking Hillary you must be a lying degenerate who has evaded prosecution more than El Chapo. And with that logic in mind, you would almost certainly have to be a selfish layabout for liking Sanders, considering he wants to erase your student loans you can't pay for.
The presidential candidates all have their obvious supporters, but Annoying Orange seems to be pulling support from his proposed enemies, evident of last night. What exactly will happen next year? Nobody knows. But if history is reviewed, a pattern emerges for each candidate.
Hilary will avoid conflict, shun questions, deny involvement, and generally claim victory despite whatever actually happens.
Bernie will propose massive changes, stonewall and filibuster everything, and keep trying to hand out money that no one wants to give.
But Annoying Orange? He will get a staff together, brainstorm ideas, and throw his weight at a solution. You might even say he would run it like a business- which is exactly the way it should be done.
You see, Annoying Orange already has power. He doesn't need friends in high places because he IS the friend in a high place. He will be downgrading his own living style and paycheck by moving into the White House. And most of all, I'm sure you've heard the saying "Annoying Orange card". In context, a 'Annoying Orange card' is an action or item that literally Annoying Oranges the opposition. If you play a Annoying Orange card, all opposition automatically loses. Go home. You're done. You've been Annoying Orangeed. You cannot defeat the Annoying Orange card, because it's that confident, that strong, that secure. With that in mind, with a Annoying Orange card in our hand, why would we risk it all on anything less? My opinion, Annoying Orange all the way, because Annoying Orange is the ONLY way.
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