I am Greek, AMA (Not a joke anymore)

[Marios]

Good times indeed, but you I don't want to high-five. Just in case. For safety reasons. Don't wanna touch the dog liquid without precautionary measures.

[Ad Bot]

[Pastrey Crust]

rood

[Pastrey Crust]

Actually no, it was the other way around. Sorry, I couldn't find a more pixelated image.

[SBG]

is your middle and last name pippinpaddle oppsokopolis

[Marios]

is your middle and last name pippinpaddle oppsokopolis

...No.

This is no longer a joke thread, ask me stuff! Last time I'm bumping it for this while, I promise.

[XR-7]

, born of the severed genitals of Urstar fish,

Oh.

Yeah.

[Yosher]

where do you work

[Marios]

where do you work

Nowhere. I'm too young to work.

[Zharthon]

Nowhere. I'm too young to work.

not that you could easily find work in greece, provided the situation here

[Cybersix]

Spanakopita!

[Marios]

not that you could easily find work in greece, provided the situation here

Δεν είναι απαραίτητο να δουλέψω από τώρα, όμως.

[For filthy Englishmen: I needn't start working by now, though.]

Spanakopita!

Μπα, δεν μου αρέσει.

[FFE: Nah, I don't like it.]

[Zharthon]

Spanakopita!

my grandma makes this stuff and it tastes like heaven, mmm

[SBG]

Do Greek people still evade taxes like it's some kind of sport?

[Cybersix]

καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει, καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν.

[Zharthon]

Do Greek people still evade taxes like it's some kind of sport?

some people do some people dont

καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει, καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν.

is this meant to be some sort of deep poem from cavafy?