Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[plexy]

because the old one died because the older one died
essentially;
cigarette: i wish i wasn't a friend

gaf: but everyone that you touch is a friend
i wish i was a foot

ok go
i wish i had the power to eat chairs

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

you can never sit on a chair again

i wish i had the power to fart candy

[Darth C3P0]

Granted, but it has 100x the sugar

I wish I had MW3

[Copy Kirby]

granted but you cant do anything with it
i wish to die

[#Jeetlor]

But no matter how hard you try you keep surving you Self Deletes with ill effects

I wish I had unlimited tickets to hockey games.

[Drydess]

Granted but only for the mexican hockey team


I wish that the world would bend to my will

[Marios]

With I will effects, Jeetlor... Well done...

Granted, but you cannot control your own will now.

I wish I was the bedroom.

[Torin]

wish granted, but you were removed in v21


i wish i had more money

[#Jeetlor]

With I will effects, Jeetlor... Well done...

Freaking spell check I hate it so much

Skip me

[The Murderous Cop]

granted, have your penny

i wish my hentai waifus were real

[Refticus]

granted, but they have richards because you're gay.

i wish for a single penny.

[Marios]

Granted, it's a chocolate penny

I wish I had Billy the doll from the Saw movie(s).

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but he ends up turning your house in to a trap.

I wish I had a plane ticket to somewhere nice.

[Marios]

Granted, the specific plane you can take with it crashes far away from there

I wish there was a good idle game for Windows Phone.

[Copy Kirby]

Granted but you can't play It.
I wish for popularity