Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Marios]

Granted, you're now infamous

I wish I had an enemy.

[Ad Bot]

[Admiral Obvious]

Granted, but Stockholm Syndrome causes you both to eventually become the best of friends.

I wish I had more motivation.

[plexy]

granted, but that motivation is to eat stuff
i wish for good blockland servers

[Bwopper]

granted, but you can only play the demo for 5 years

I wish for an android

[Harry Mason]

granted, but you can only play the demo for 5 years

I wish for an android

Granted, but he assimilates you and now you are a cyberman.
I wish I was friends with MoltenKitten's current avatar.

[Foopster]

Granted, but all it does is attack you because it hates your clan.

i wish for a bag of oranges. Preferably chilled

[The Murderous Cop]

granted, but they have richards because you're gay.

late reply but i like futa :^)

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[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but you can't actually eat the oranges.

I wish I had a twix bar.

[Marios]

Granted, it's an itty bitty little bar.

I wish I had something else for an avatar.

[Foopster]

Granted

i wish for edible oranges because sickness makes me die IRL

[Harry Mason]

Granted, but they are styrofoam and squeak when you chew.

I wish I was half plane half pone

[foulprairiedog]

granted, but you're taken to a laboratory and experimented on for life because you're a horrible abomination.

i wish my anime husbando was real

[plexy]

granted, but as soon as your husbando becomes real, you realise what a horrible mess you are and commit Self Delete

i wish for chicken nuggets

[Bwopper]

Granted, but dog sperm is on the outside and inside of the chicken nuggets. They will also give you hepatitis when in a 20 feet radius

I wish for Ectasy

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Granted, but it then immediately disappears and you get really sad

I wish for a Gameboy Color