Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Copy Kirby]

Granted but it explodes as soon as it turns on.
I wish the poster 2 posts under me gets the worst side effect

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

granted
I wish the poster 2 posts below ME gets the worstER side effect

[Foopster]

the worst side effect is those two wishes not being granted.

I wish for more wishes.

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but each wish could only be used once every year.

I wish I had a private jet.

[Remurr]

Granted, but it suffers engine failure on it's maiden voyage.

I wish I got paid highly for doing nothing

[News]

granted, but in rubles

i wish my mixtape was fire af

[Harry Mason]

Granted, but it's all MIDI songs

[Copy Kirby]

You didn't say a wish.
I wish for my username to havbe an underscore between copy and kirby

[News]

You didn't say a wish.
I wish for my username to havbe an underscore between copy and kirby

granted, but only for a day

i wish to be mg1 in csgo

[Lego lad]

but you can never use steam again :^)

I wish to be good at warframe

[TheLeaderOfTheRebellion]

but you can only do the first level

[Drydess]

granted, you no longer exist just like your wish

I wish for world peas

[Lego lad]

no

I wish for world pee

[Harry Mason]

no

I wish for world pee

Granted, you drown in pee

I wish I was no longer being tested on

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but it was only for a month

I wish the oilers were a playoff team