Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Sp0nge80b]

Granted, but it then immediately disappears and you get really sad

I wish for a Gameboy horror

[Ad Bot]

[FizzyFuz]

Granted but it explodes as soon as it turns on.
I wish the poster 2 posts under me gets the worst side effect

[Marios]

Granted, said side effect is all hatred towards you.

I wish for Off-Topic and Drama to merge.

[Copy Kirby]

granted but the off-topic board is now a stuffstorm
i wish for a big black carrot

[Marios]

Granted. It's right next to your original carrot. You are an eldritch abomination now.

I wish Riddler had died before the Third Reich.

[Harry Mason]

Granted, but it fails.
I wish I will never be tested on ever again

[TheLeaderOfTheRebellion]

Granted, but all other jobs are wiped out but test subjects.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Granted, but your wish was not granted.

I wish it was April Fools Day.

[Lego lad]

it is. april fools!!! xDD

i wish i was better at corrupting wishes

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Granted, now you can't corrupt wishes.

I wish I could see the betas of old games.

[plexy]

granted, but only anime dating sims

i wish for the ability to go to sleep at any time i want, and wake up whenever i want

[FizzyFuz]

that's now a wish you can literally do that already granted, but you can only sleep when someone punches you

i wish for a new gpu

[Darth C3P0]

Granted, but it was made in 1997 and has horrible ratings

I wish the detroit lions moved to Charlotte County and I got unlimited free tickets to their games in the bottom stands

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but the plays of the lions literally moved to charlotte county and the franchise still stayed in detroit.

I wish I had a McWrap right now

[Harry Mason]

Granted, but the plays of the lions literally moved to charlotte county and the franchise still stayed in detroit.

I wish I had a McWrap right now

Granted, you can now get on youtube to listen to the McRap
I wish for nothing