MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Nicepoint]

Break dance fight your way out of this

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

panic dispense salt water, use the the tormabbp maneuver

"EXPLODE WITH THE OCEAN'S BLOOD"
"THEY WILL DROWN IN SALTY H2O"

Realize you're a guy in a vending machine costume
Break dance fight your way out of this

ENTER THE AVATAR STATE AND SAVE JOSHUA

Suddenly the Liberal Crime Squad kill the communists. HAIL THE LCS!

EDIT:Actually,you just telepathically called them.

hear the voices in your head and rko every single person in the room

You have only a few seconds left until VendOS shuts down.

VendOS doesn't have enough time to do any of this! By the time it can get to it's feet, it completely shuts down and collapses to the floor with a loud THUD!
Slav 1: "That should do it. What do we do with the vending machine?"
Slav 2: "Eh, we'll leave it for the cops. They'll blame it all on the vending machine and take it apart for scrap metal. Now let's go. Take Joshua to the Sky Invader...."

Connection to VendOS has been lost.
VendOS IS GONE.

Please wait...








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...................... Joshua wakes up!

REDHIVE INITIALIZED.



CAN YOU READ ME NOW, CAPITALIST PIG?

Joshua wakes up on a plane as it soars high above the sky.

Joshua: "W-Where am---"

GOOD. I SEE YOU'RE AWAKE.

Joshua: "W-w-what just h-happened?"

THE INTERNATIONAL ORDER OF COMMUNISTS SAVED YOU FROM MINDHIVE. WE CAN HELP YOU, JOSHUA. WE CAN FREE YOU FROM MINDHIVE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

THE AUGMENTED HORIZONS CORPORATION IS THE ONE THAT IMPLANTED MINDHIVE INTO YOU. WE MODIFIED THE CHIP SO THAT YOU ARE CONNECTED TO US. WELCOME TO RedHive.

ALL THAT WE ASK BEFORE WE FREE YOU FROM MINDHIVE IS THAT YOU DO US A FAVOR YOU CAN'T REFUSE. REFUSE, AND WE THROW YOU OUT OF THE PLANE.



A door opens. Three IOC Agents step out, handguns at their sides.

Filthy Communist: "The Boss is ready to meet you. Come with us unless you want to learn what terminal velocity is.""



Joshua is led at gunpoint until he reaches the Boss. His thundering voice fills the plane.

Communist Leader: "Welcome, Capitalist Pig! What I need you to do is to go to the White House and plant these explosives at key locations. You do not have a detonator, only we do, so don't try anything funny. The White House is the headquarters of our rival, the International Order of Capitalists! Once you destroy those Bourgeois Degenerates, the Proletariat will be oppressed no longer, and you will be free!"

Joshua: (Did I really just get roped into being a slave of the Communists? Why me? Why, God, WHY?)

It is 9:30 AM on Tuesday, December 21.
Joshua is HEALTHY

Inventory
$1
BOOK (Manly Man's Guide to Wrestling)
BOOK (So You've Been Forced Into Being a Communist Slave)
Bunch of Explosives

[TableSalt]

"Uhh... Act natural!"

[Mr Queeba]

Jump out of the plane. Resist the RedHive.

[Nicepoint]

Oh man this escalated rapidly

Well.............

lets doo diis LEEEROOY JEENKIIINNnsssss.....

[Refticus]

return to mindhive.
these guys have red text meaning they're evil.

god bless mindhive.

[?Sir Info? 2]

Punch the boss in the nose then sprint to the Slav with a HMG or the RPK. Overpower and take his weapon and shoot all the other slavs while grabbing a parachute then plant the explosives on the plane. Jump out while singing the national anthem as the plane explodes.

[gebenuwell]

secretly plant some explosives in the plane

[CRITAWAKETS]

Follow orders until you get to ground,then you will betray the communists.

[Bwopper]

Put your arm into your pants and act like you are fapping. Proceed to do the running man

make sure to intimidate the man

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Read the wrestling book and learn how to do a canadian destroyer, you'll need it for later.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

They told you to refuse. So breath. If you do this, you're not refusing. You should also walk.

[KristoB]

plant explosives in a concealed area

[tber123]

Quick note: They gave you EXPLOSIVES but no DETONATOR specifically so this wouldnt happen
Should I put that in 72 point rainbow font? nevermind

[startacker]

We just said to plant the explosives there, not detonate them

On topic: Bring at least one C4 with you, but plant them all in some place that wouldn't really matter.