MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Clownfish]

stuff

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[Refticus]

execute program tango oscar romeo mike escargo nathen tango

pretty sure it's program tango oscar romeo mike alpha beta bear point

[RTBARCHIVE]

pretty sure it's program tango oscar romeo mike alpha beta bear point

tormabbp?

[Refticus]

tormabbp?

yes.

[RTBARCHIVE]

yes.

[tber123]

tormabbp?

Whats tormabbp?

Also I'll be able to update either Thursday night or maybe Saturday morning in California

[Harry Mason]

Inject Joshua with white mage powers

[KristoB]

tribal

[Refticus]

a tormabbp is a tormabbp where you tormabbp the tormabbp while performing a 180 aluhep under the florb moon.

[tber123]

Sacrifice yourself to save Joshua. Shove your parts inside him to make the ultimate cyborg Joshua.

Resurrection?????

don't you mean

VendOS tears off a part of itself and shoves it into Joshua's wounds!
Joshua is now more machine than man!
Joshua still doesn't wake up.

Call upon the medic from Australia to heal Joshua

VendOS: "MEDIC!"
Australian Medic: "Okay, Mate! All we have to do to get this guy runnin again is some CPR..."
Australian Medic dramatically pounds on Joshua's chest, accidentally shoving some of the machine parts from VendOS further into what's left of his insides!
Australian Medic: "Sorry, Mate. I don't know CPR."

poke him

VendOS lightly pokes Joshua. Nothing happens.

Perform Vending Machine black magic and heal him enough for him to be not dead or ???. Rush him in the hospital if you can't.
And plan a memorial for the six dead officers.

You've actually had a healing potion inside of you this entire time.
Use it on him.

a tormabbp is a tormabbp where you tormabbp the tormabbp while performing a 180 aluhep under the florb moon. What the forget?

VendOS: "I GOT IT! I'LL PERFORM MAGIC TO SAVE JOSHUA!"
VendOS conjures up a healing potion before shooting it into Joshua's wounds!
Joshua is still not responding.
VendOS: "stuff."


VendOS rushes Joshua further into the hospital, and accompanies him by the beds!

A few hours of surgery later...

Doctor: "I don't think there's much we can do with Joshua... I'm sorry, big buddy. I'm afraid he's... Gone."
JOSHUA IS DEAD.
VendOS: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Doctor: "By the way, the hospital bill is on you now. Pay up the $6666 or I'll turn you into scrap metal."

GOOD JOB, FORUMERS. CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING JOSHUA KILLED. LUCKY FOR YOU, WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER MINDHIVE TEST SUBJECT FOR YOU READY IN 15 MINUTES.

It is 1:30 AM on Tuesday, December 20.
VendOS is ALMOST DESTROYED and wants to SAVE JOSHUA +(FAILED) have a MEMORIAL for the SIX DEAD COPS
Joshua is DEAD
The Doctor wants you to pay Joshua's hospital bill.

Inventory
Saltwater Bottle x25
$665

[gebenuwell]

punch the doctor to death and put her organs and blood into joshua

[Duck Quackington]

I give my life and soul to Joshua, remember me

[Blockchip]

try to make the price lower than 6666$
"This nation has obamacare right?"
"He gets a 25% male privilege discount, a 25% white privilege discount, a 25% straight privilege discount, and a 25% cis privilege discount. this overall adds up to the hospital bill being free"

[Nicepoint]

Take Ducks soul and perform necromancery on Joshua using it's power

[Drydess]

switch the life forces between the doctor and joshua so that joshua is alive but the doctor is dead
besides, the doctor can regenerate once that happens