MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Space1255]

Get the Mongols to invade Japan

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Queeba]

Get the Mongols to invade Japan

don't or the universe will implode on itself

[NotBomberguy]

bump
tber update pls

[tber123]

bump
tber update pls

Regularly scheduled updates will probably start coming after school ends(May 28) for me. I've got a book report to do this week and finals next week. I've also been kinda distracted by a combination of my other games on Steam and planning for future threads.

[tber123]

Found some time to update today, but I kept getting interrupted by having to take care of my sister's pet puppies

Check if you still have your salt powers, you gon be SOOOO op in LoL

Nope.

Get the Mongols to invade Japan

Joshua clearly doesn't have that power anymore.

go outside and treat yourself with a healthy meal. you had a rough day

Joshua exits the hospital and walks to a nearby restaurant. The streets are mostly devoid of life with pretty much everyone staying at home or in the hospital due to the cops having burned a massive stash of weed(and the chaos that ensued from every-loving-one being high off of their ass)



Everything is closed. Joshua can't find an open restaurant, so he resolves for going home.

recover from what you just loving saw

realise your very existence is a lie and that you are only a figment of someone's imagination.

your genocide crusade begins here, after getting a mcdonalds

A question suddenly smacks Joshua: Was his existence a lie? Is he only a figment of someone's imagination? This is unbelievable!

.... But it's just a dream, right? The doctor did explain that Joshua was found running around naked while high from the fumes(remember: Cops burning massive stash of weed mixed in with something else a few miles away, accidentally getting an entire town high), and the doctor did explain that Joshua was beaten senseless before waking up in the hospital.



Joshua heads home. Uncle Greyson and his Cult are busy watching TV while the SWAT Zombies are shambling around mindlessly. Joshua grabs himself a healthy meal from the fridge and has some breakfast before going to his room.



Now what? Only one day away from Christmas Eve, two days away from Christmas.
It is 8:35 AM on Thursday(?), December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy

Joshua's Inventory
VendOS's New Arms
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

[Nicepoint]

I think this experiment was a success, release Joshua from Mindhive

[Marios]

I think this experiment was a success, release Joshua from Mindhive

It is 8:35 AM on Thursday(?), December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.

Apparently the reason of my existence is to correct stupidity.
Or, at least, I made it my reason.
Well, there doesn't seem to be anything left for the day, take a little nap.

[Refticus]

stuff yourself and eat the yellow snow

[d]

shoot yourself

[KristoB]

nappy nappy

[TableSalt]

Obtain soccer ball.

[tber123]

Good news: It's Finals Week and school starts really late for me(10:00 rather than 8:00) so I have a stuffton of free time rn

I think this experiment was a success, release Joshua from Mindhive

IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, ONLY WE CAN DO THAT.

stuff yourself and eat the yellow snow

shoot yourself

Joshua obviously refuses. I think his resistance to commands he doesn't like is already maxed out or something?

Obtain soccer ball.

Joshua grabs a soccer ball from the closet.

Apparently the reason of my existence is to correct stupidity.
Or, at least, I made it my reason.
Well, there doesn't seem to be anything left for the day, take a little nap.

nappy nappy

A nap seems adequate. Joshua decides to take one, and wakes up a few hours later.



Joshua immediately receives a text from his dad stating that the family will be coming over for Christmas, and that his dad wants to know if Joshua found himself a job yet. Joshua's dad also asks what Joshua wants for Christmas.

It is 10:49 AM on Thursday, December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy and WELL RESTED

Joshua's Inventory
VendOS's New Arms
Flare Minigun
Soccer Ball
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

[Space1255]

Ask for a lawnmower and start up a lawn mowing company

[gebenuwell]

go to market and obtain food for christmas dinner

[KristoB]

ask him for playboy magazines